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January 06, 2012

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important message: "bum". Thanks.

take me home or lose me forever

curious people read hidden messages

Answers: Never at the bottom of a bottle

Magic Potion: Drink to see into the past

Magic Potion: Drink to type backwards

Magic Potion: Drink to on spot teleport

Drink to see through open doors

Magic Potion: Drink to read your own mind

smack my bottom & shake me up!

The game

You lost it.

Kisses on the bottom

Never has feeling empty felt so good!!!!

What exactly were you hoping to find here?

Best drunk from the other end!

Better hope the lid's still on!

Shake (that booty) before opening

High five

How you doing?!?!

Have a shave...be a smoothie...

I wanted to be an aeroplane not a bottle

Pour me, lucky you!

best before: i'm stolen from the fridge

Innocence - your guilty pleasure!

Curious? Drink me!

Stop staring... I'm all fruit!

"Message in a bottle, yeah."

"Sending out an S.O.S"

"Whatchoo lookin' at?"

I give you fruit
You give me flowers!

I’m your father

You can touch my bottom

Any time, any place, any where

To get ahead get a bottom

Step into the bottom

Are you looking to my bottom?
Are you talking to my bottom?
Talk to my bottom...

One size fits all

Beware it’s the Dark side of the bottle

I can see my house from here!

There's no hole in this bottom

It doesn't get any lower than this

The end is in sight

Other side up!

Please turn over

curiosity killed the cat!

People are wondering why you're staring at the bottom of a bottle!

You're getting odd looks for staring at the bottom of me!

Hows life down under?

Woooah! Headrush!

Fancy seeing you here.

Time to find a cloth. For the mess U just made.

Only special people find this.

Red lorry, Yellow lorry

Rescue Device Insert Note Throw in sea

You just lost THE GAME

You turn my world upside down

There's more where this came from

Eyes up top!

Turn that frown upside down

Say "Irish wrist watch" five times

I am the fruit & berry ghost. Boo.

Speech and language therapy transforms lives

Um, last thing I knew I was a banana...

Have you tried looking behind the sofa?

Boo!

How's my driving?

Junk in the trunk? No, fruit in the boot

Say "Irish wrist watch" 5 times quickly

I got smashed last night

Stop staring your'e making me blush!

erm, can I help you?

When empty, insert bead, use as maraca.

Ogling oranges = Navel gazing

ǝɯ ǝsɐǝןǝɹ ǝsɐǝןd

Told you my top matched my tails

Letters on my bum? Am I Frankie Cocozza?

GET ME IN YOU... Ha! I'm in your belly!

Making green jam is called Conservation.

Man I feel fresh!

What are you waiting for? Drink!

Rub here to regain innocence

What brings you down here?

It's what's inside that counts.

The only way is up!

What’s so bad about being drunk? Ask me.

Do you look here often... ?!

Nothing good ever comes out my bottom

I drink, therefore I am

What's that? My bottom's sweet? thanks.

Does my recycling symbol look big in this?

Stop looking at my fruit!

Discover your inner smoothie!

hey im innocent... dont look here!

How'd you like it if i tipped you up?

Ooo cheeky!

You could look this good too!

I see you, baby

эM эzAэ|эя эzAэ|q

So, what were you expecting to see?

You look funny upside down

got milk? me neither.

The end is near

Enjoy it while it lasts

I have a ticklish belly button

Wasn't that nice?

I'm still good. Underneath it all.

We like nice round bottoms.

i have been shaken. and you have been stirred.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

They broke the mould when they made me

You've found my peachy side.

Do you think I have an innie or an outie?

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