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January 06, 2012

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Heavy night? You need to rotate 180 to extract the goodness.

If you're reading this, I'm inside you.

Eight blueberries died to make this smoothie.

use other end!

I'm yummy and I know it!

i come from a long line of plastic bottles

I feel quite shaken up

Beauty comes from within me

Hey! Did you know you can use me as a telescope?

Your doing it wrong.

I'm not as innocent as I look.

You've seen my bottom,now show me yours.

Notice everything

Contents explode 10 minutes after opening.

Little things mean a lot

The only way is up

We have to ask, what are you looking for?

When empty insert ship

Bottle bottom. Say that 10 times fast.

For 'best before' see here...in opposite world!

Can't tell the bottom from the top?

I'm behind you.

Please pick me up,
and recycle me.

I recognise that bottom!

Help! Someone drank my insides!

open other way up

recycle the goodness

Think this is funny? Check your bottom out

Mines like a babies is yours as smooth ?

ohhh fruity bottom!

Drink it slowly...

smile freely

umm...this is embarrassing...

Now show me yours!

Im melting! Im melting!
Oh, wait a second

Your a smoothie criminal
You killed me!

May contain traces of Tim the banana

Mmmm what was I doing?? Oh yeah - slurp!

Whoops didn't count my spaces before!

"If this is visible you're doing it wrong"

"You're doing it wrong"

"My life got flipped, turned upside down" - not sure if this infringes on some kind of fresh prince copyright. :P

At innocent our bottoms love a good craic

you're getting funny looks!

SLOW! MIND THAT BLACKBERRY!

where's the fat?!?!
keep looking!

Bet you're wondering how fruity I am.

Look at the world in a different way

Made in China

I'm a bit fruity

Self destruct button, do not press!

or

For giggles, press here...

Innocent smooth and fruity bottom

If you work in A and E honest I fell on this bottle :/

Innocent. discuss.

Oh! I'm all dizzy now

shake my bootie

Look through other end for an easy telescope.

innocent but never dull

you just had to look, didn't you?

Don't keep it all bottled up

My bottom is a peach.

Yum, nice drink to be recycled around!

24/F/UK, you? ;)

Innocent yet still imprisoned - free me!

No enhancement in my bottom! I'm just natural!

Hey there gorgeous...
have a yummy day

Finished the bottle? NOPE. Chuck Testa!

Forbidden Fruit? No - I am Innocent! ;)

Looking at my bottom, not quite so innocent!

Grasp me tight and drink my goodness!

the whole fruit and nothin but the fruit

Spank me I'm innocent

You are giving me a headache! Or When i'm empty please recycle me so I can come back as a .... Various plastic items

My beautiful bottom!

open this end up

Release my inner beauty

you just turned my world upside down

Beautiful from top to bottom!

HELP they're going to turn me into a jumper!

In Soviet Russia, bottle drinks you!

What did you expect to find here?

did your mum not tell you it's rude to stare?
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innocent until proven guilty
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hey! its rude to look at bottoms
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oops i forgot to put my pants on!
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smile at a stranger today
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do a random act of kindness today

Caught you looking! Cheeky...

Pretentious? Moi?

open lid with feet

Yes, okay, I have a mushy bottom. Get over it!

Keep me the right way up, I am terrified of heights.

Fruit found missing - Act naturally

I hope I didn't take an arrow to the lid..

Drink up, help two fruit portions out

Squeeze me... you know you want to

I'm more of a top.

Hey cheeky

Hello mum, I'm on a bottle!

Didn't you know, curiosity killed the cat!

A kitten died whilst you read this.

Live a long and fruit-full life

You're looking gorgeous today!

Get help!

Move along, nothing to see here

I hope the lid's on.

or...

You dirty bugger.

or...

Stop it, you're making me feel dizzy.

If you can read this you need to buy another one ............cause I'm empty!

Hello there handsome!

Looking at my bottom? How fruity!

burp!!!!!

I've got a fruity bottom too !

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