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January 06, 2012

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Psst.. do you want to know a secret?

Do you think I have an innie or an outie?

Secrets of the universe await

Too smoothielicious for you, babe?

Boo!

Surprise!

I have a ticklish belly button

I'm tired of looking at the floor

Fame and fortune await you

Smile! You're on camera.

Move along, nothing to see here

My brother is a veg pot

The name's Bottle. A Bottle.

One day I am going to be a Veg Pot

my heart is in my bottom.

You have changed my whole perspective

Innocent by name innocent by nature

Binocular Left Eye

Binocular Right Eye

gone but not forgotten

I can see right through you, too

smoothie operator

Supersonic Smile Juice

not so innocent down here

i've just lost my innocence

you've just sucked the fruit out of me

Shake that bottom!
No chemicals in this bottom
You make my world upside-down
Nice shoes!

i was feeling so fruity until you drunk me

mmnn, now lick me out

NO ENTRY!

i feel so empty inside

I’m not an egg timer!

innocent until proven gulpy!

How rude...

May the fruit be with you...

Stop reading these and buy one!

Boo!

This is what you get for being fresh!

Smile, the staff are laughing at you ;)

Smile, you're on CCTV!

What do you think you're looking at?

What did you think you'd find down here?

Ha ha, caught you looking!

One down four to go!

ooops upside your head!

This is the end. Goodbye world.

take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape.

of all the juice joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine.

when eric eats a banana...

Under no circumstances should this bottle be turned upside down! ...uh oh!

You have found a secret message!

100% non-flavoured flavoured plastic.

Does not cure the common cold...yet.

Warning: Black hole contained within!

I'm impressed - are you?

We wanted to write something funny here

Looking at my bottom - now who's fruity?

Looking at my bottom - now who's fruity?

I wasn't born innocent, I got blended!!

No use crying over spilt juice!

Do you come here often?

Bottoms Up!

G'day Mate... ;)

NOT made in China.

Not just any plastic bottle. I'm an innocent plastic bottle. ;)

Hi, I'm Innocent. You must be..?

I have nothing to say.

The funny message you are looking for is no longer available.. Please try again later.. :)

Help! someone is holding me up side down

If you weren't looking here, you would have seen that cow fly by!

Looking at my bottom is easy, but can you look at your own??

Oh no! I can see the lid from here!

Message on a bottle

If you hold me up side down one more time, I will go bananas!

Bottoms up...or is it bottoms down? I get so confused!

If you love my bottom,check out my insides

do not pass go. do not collect £200.

pour in lolly moulds, freeze & ta daaaa!

This is my dark side

Empty? Now you feel gooood! :)

My bottom was cold sitting in the fridge! :(

I'm always half full, never half empty!

All ur smoothie are belong to us

it`s the end of the smoothie as we know it...

made you look

Junk in the Trunk

You know you want to buy me

Did someone just ask you what time it was?

Opens other end!

Bottle too small? Carton also available!

Straw goes in other end.

Thank you for shaking me.

Warning: this is not the top of bottle.

This is a step further from the 'Note in a bottle'

when life throws you lemons
drink innocent smoothies

Does my bum look big in this?

you look silly holding a drink upside down

Why do you keep looking down here?

You must look pretty stupid right now.

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