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January 06, 2012

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Hope I'm empty or my lid is still on.

Have you got smoothie in your lap now?

I'm not as yummy down this end.

Bottoms Up!

Does my bum look big in this?

Smooth-ie as a baby's bottom.

All my smoothie has rushed to my head

Stop staring at mine and get your own

There's no junk in my trunk

It's mine... Not yours

Do i still look Innocent like this?

Please, open other side for full pleasure experience

My humps my humps

Hello/G'Day from Down Under!

You don't drink out of this end

The wonders of plastic surgery and what it can do to a bottom.

The answer.

Getting a bit confused?

There's a whole new world down here!

If only everything went down smoothly like me

You got it all upside down.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel

only my contents are innocent

get too close and they will blend you

innocent me? never, actually yes!


It's good to be able to breathe again.

Why are you not drinking me?

Does this make my bottom look big?

The Matrix has you Neo..

Wrong end cheeky!

Poke me, don't choke me

Boo !

I'm innocent, Honest!

Guilty? No- definitely Innocent

You're drinking from the wrong end.

Smooth as Barry White

you're reading this because I won a competition

This is what plastic surgery does.

In an opposite universe you would drink from here.

innocent until proven guilty

This one is mine get your own.

I hope my lid is still on...otherwise you've lost your drink!

I'm sure your bottom is prettier :(

Please use the other exit

Warning contents may be delicious or all over your lap.

Bottom 100% natural.

A cold bottom is a yummy bottom

Like me... buy one!

Shake me up, buttercup.

!nwod edispu m'I pleH

Shake that booty

Does my bottom look big in this?

¡uʍop ǝpısdn ɯı dןǝɥ

Shake the Boot then drink the fruit.

Do you like the colour of my bottom?

If undrunk, please return me back to my
upright position! Thanks awfully.

You're tipping me on the floor...

Was it good for you?

If you can read this, you must be bored

i want a reality based on my fantasies

Oh hello there! What are you doing here?

Open other end.

Don't read this with the bottle open!

It's smoothie like a babies bottom down here.

Don't touch it's mine....get your own!

No chin-face here!

Empty me for a fantastic piratey telescope.

The end...or is it?

Mmm drank your juice how innocent do you feel now !
Smoot or what ?

looking at my bottom? smooth move

I love a happy ending!

Ooh, I say!

Hey! stop looking at my bottom!

wots it like in oz

Oh yeah you know i taste gooood

Smile. I can see you.

1. Get your smoothie on!

2. I'm telling you and you've got to believe me...I'm Innocent!

You look a bit better from upside down!

Shake my booty 'cos I'm so fruity

And now it's time to recycle

Now go and buy another bottle, or we kill your dog.

Shake my booty.

Go buy your own! :)

Trust me, I'm really pure and Innocent.

How was that for you? I feel rather empty inside if truth be told.

Innocent yet still incarcerated!

Yes. This is my bum.

"If you can read this, then you're doing it wrong."

Or just "you're doing it wrong" might suffice.

Caught you looking!

This side up

Did you swallow ?

Not having much luck? Try the other end!

Hi there, you're at the wrong end. Try again.

Where have my feet gone?!

I feel so empty....

Do I look Innocent To You?

Didn't you know, curiosity killed the cat!

why are you reading the bottom of a bottle? craaaaazy

Yay I can do a headstand.

it's a message in a bottle baby

Wow! What a fruit!

Thanks for the tip

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