Town Criers are real. They still exist. They still cry about stuff. We have proof: behold, the innocent AGM Town Crier Challenge. Click here to see the entire cry.
We asked our Facebook fans to suggest some random words for town crier Alistair to build into a cry. We were sent a load of truly random words ranging from 'rambunctious' to 'endoplasmic' to 'big girls are beautiful'. We asked Alistair to try and build 5 into his cry. The result is... well, see for yourself and share amongst friends. It's not the kind of thing you see everyday.