When we were little and had our first crush at school, we might have expressed our feelings through a love heart. We'd choose our quote carefully mind. 'Blue eyes' meant nothing if the boy or girl we were pursuing had brown eyes, and 'Don't cry' at that age seemed more of a taunt than a romantic gesture. So it was always best to go with the safe option - 'True love'.
Feeling nostalgic we bought a pack - only to find some rather odd romantic (?) lines.*
See if you can spot them.
This begs the question - whatever happened to romance?
* 'Just say no' can only mean one thing, can't it?