We ran a caption competition last month asking you to tell us what words should accompany our lemur on our next round of orange and apple juice labels. After a side-splitting session reading through all the suggestions we eventually selected Leyla's caption as our winner (you can see the rest of our favourites here).
We were so impressed with the quality of the captions first time round that we thought we'd run the competition again, and give you all another chance to try your hand at becoming a published innocent writer.
So, you know the drill - what is this sheep thinking, saying, or playing at?
Just post your caption as a comment below, and we'll announce the winner in a few weeks' time. The top ten runners up will each get a load of innocent goodies, and the winning caption will be printed on our juice labels alongside the sheep this summer, and read by gazillions* of people. Fact.
**Competition now extended to Wednesday 11th May** Good luck.
*last time we checked, gazillion wasn't a real number, but who's counting?
I really must fix the legs on that camera stand.
Posted by: Simon | March 25, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Alan, ALAN, ALAAN!, is that you?
Posted by: Joe Furness | March 25, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Christmas? Baaaaaah humbug!
Posted by: Steve | March 25, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Yes! Definitely! That jumper you've got on. One of mine that is. You can see the quality of the wool...
Posted by: Steve | March 25, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Guess how many fingers am I holding up?!
Posted by: claire | March 25, 2011 at 11:29 AM
What's that ewe say? Counts as one of my five a day?
Posted by: Catherine | March 25, 2011 at 11:38 AM
My nose is a love heart.
Posted by: Conor | March 25, 2011 at 11:39 AM
You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy.
Posted by: Sverityharrison | March 25, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Is someone doing rabbit ears behind my head?
Posted by: Diana | March 25, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Have you never seen a sheep before?! Take your picture & move on. Loser.
Posted by: Aimee | March 25, 2011 at 12:04 PM
I wanted to be a Unicorn...
Posted by: Leah | March 25, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Keep walking Bruce, I'm married...
Posted by: Aimee | March 25, 2011 at 12:09 PM
It's a good thing I'm bilingual, coz I don't imagine you speak sheep...
Posted by: Tamara | March 25, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Wonkey Donkey is expanding his fan base to those who favour wonkey sheep...
Posted by: Natti Glover | March 25, 2011 at 02:17 PM
Oh Innocent Drinks, there'll never be another "ewe"!
Posted by: Mary A. | March 25, 2011 at 05:31 PM
I can smell a barbecue
Posted by: Clemens | March 25, 2011 at 06:12 PM
Every day Albert would go out and stand sideways on his mountain, he'd long forgotten why, yet still he tilted.
Posted by: Amy B | March 25, 2011 at 06:29 PM
Oh no not the Paparazzi again!
Posted by: wendy | March 25, 2011 at 09:02 PM
Sorry to bother you but do you know what time the number 9 is due?
Posted by: Misty Kinsey | March 25, 2011 at 09:18 PM
Can we have our ball back please?
Posted by: Misty Kinsey | March 25, 2011 at 09:19 PM
And I,I,I,I will always love ewe!!!
Posted by: simon williams | March 25, 2011 at 09:30 PM
I know with innocent I wont be fleeced.
Posted by: simon williams | March 25, 2011 at 09:32 PM
Am i on the right road for Milton Keynes?
Posted by: Misty Kinsey | March 25, 2011 at 09:47 PM
look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes... And your under...
Posted by: Joe Furness | March 25, 2011 at 10:26 PM
How are ewe doing?????????
Posted by: Sonia Cash | March 26, 2011 at 09:20 AM
what ewe looking at?
Posted by: [email protected] | March 26, 2011 at 09:48 AM
Hey! why are they picking my best berries..
Posted by: jan | March 26, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Ram, lamb, thank ewe, Mam
Posted by: Rob Falconer | March 26, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Why is that photographer only wearing one shoe?
Posted by: Valerie Ganne | March 26, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Oh no! I can smell mint sauce.
Posted by: Rob Falconer | March 26, 2011 at 10:56 AM
But it’s perfectly flat here! Why did they send a drunk photographer?
Posted by: Valerie Ganne | March 26, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Who's that nun over there singing about hills being alive?
Posted by: Pam | March 26, 2011 at 02:02 PM
Hey Ewe! I'll make your day!
Posted by: Mary A. | March 26, 2011 at 03:30 PM
Ewe looking at me punk? Eh! ewe looking at me?
Posted by: Beth McKendry | March 26, 2011 at 04:20 PM
You alright down there? What's that? NO, I did not push you!
Posted by: Kelly J | March 26, 2011 at 04:25 PM
La Ta Tee, La Ta Taaaa.
Posted by: Kelly J | March 26, 2011 at 04:26 PM
they call me inocent what do they call you sweet thing
Posted by: JEANNIE | March 26, 2011 at 05:01 PM
Don't look so sheepish, I'm innocent!
Posted by: Victoria | March 26, 2011 at 06:31 PM
Can a moose drink orange juice?
No but i'd be barrrrrking mad if i didnt try it
Posted by: kirsty | March 27, 2011 at 12:55 AM
Where has my innocent orange juice gone? Did you take it? Don't lie. I can see you holding it.
Posted by: Roisin M | March 27, 2011 at 08:29 AM
This IS as innocent as I can look!
Posted by: Glyn Blackburn | March 27, 2011 at 10:47 AM
What's the picture like now!
Posted by: Felicity Downie | March 27, 2011 at 10:56 AM
No, I am not a sheep. I am an apple in disguise. Fooled you.
Posted by: Yolanda | March 27, 2011 at 04:09 PM
No! I won't 'give you a twirl'...Toilet roll is hard to get hold of in the mountains
Posted by: Craig | March 27, 2011 at 05:32 PM
Hrm... 'Just for Men' you say... My grey's aren't that bad, are they?
Posted by: Rachel P | March 27, 2011 at 09:34 PM
I don't understand why you don't get it, man... I'M A VEGETARIAN!
Posted by: Marina Ivanova | March 27, 2011 at 11:34 PM
Say I'm acting sheepish one more time and I'm coming to get you!!!
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2011 at 10:47 AM
I said 'burp', not 'baa'.
Posted by: Kendra Nichols (aged 2) | March 28, 2011 at 12:53 PM
There's something familiar about that sheepskin jacket.....Uncle Cedric???
Posted by: Julie Ramsden | March 28, 2011 at 12:58 PM
"Steve, what are you doing all the way over there? I told you, LEFT at the thistle bush and then RIGHT at the yummy dandelions."
Posted by: Adam Justice | March 28, 2011 at 01:53 PM
They put mint sauce on WHAT?!
Posted by: Celeste | March 28, 2011 at 02:50 PM
I't meant to be a CHEESE rolling contest not SHEEP rolling!
Posted by: Julie Ramsden | March 28, 2011 at 03:51 PM
Stop acting Sheepish
Posted by: Lisa Flowers | March 28, 2011 at 04:36 PM
OI! hands off my juicy bits!
Posted by: josie | March 28, 2011 at 06:07 PM
"Do you know what? If you tilt your head slightly like this and squint, you look just like Bob Hoskins."
Posted by: Siobhan | March 29, 2011 at 01:21 PM
Gerald has just noticed that leaning to one side is actually really fun, for about thirty seconds
Posted by: Simon Newman | March 29, 2011 at 02:43 PM
Please come back, be my friend. I'm nice and ever so squishy. Don't make stalk ewe.
Posted by: Katie Ann | March 29, 2011 at 03:43 PM
Definitely not asking him to take my photo again, last time he only got my ear in the shot.
Posted by: Claire | March 29, 2011 at 03:48 PM
That's the last time I order shoes off the internet, I'm sure one heel's shorter than the other...
Posted by: Claire | March 29, 2011 at 03:50 PM
He was getting annoyed having to use his horns as antennae for the other goats to watch tv
Posted by: Claire | March 29, 2011 at 03:52 PM
Sheep Devil: Follow me off this cliff, like the lemming you are!
Posted by: John Vickers | March 29, 2011 at 04:00 PM
Oi! Have you seen me hat?
Posted by: John Vickers | March 29, 2011 at 04:04 PM
Love the jumper. Is that cotton?
Posted by: John Vickers | March 29, 2011 at 04:05 PM
How do you wash your jumper? I always find just shampoo makes my hair flat.
Posted by: John Vickers | March 29, 2011 at 04:11 PM
I'm not wearing anything below my waist! :-D
Posted by: John Vickers | March 29, 2011 at 04:12 PM
Where's me woolie jumper?
Posted by: Craig | March 30, 2011 at 09:38 AM
Have ewe seen Bopeep? I seem to have misplaced her.
Posted by: Craig | March 30, 2011 at 09:40 AM
Are you going to eat that?
Posted by: Linda | March 30, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Which one of us is standing squint?
Posted by: Beth | March 30, 2011 at 12:40 PM
If you could see what I've just done behind this hill, you wouldn't think I was so sweet and innocent
Posted by: Kirsty | March 30, 2011 at 12:42 PM
If I stand still enough I'm pretty sure I won't get spotted...
Posted by: Alexandra | March 30, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Does my butt look fat on camera?
Posted by: Tao | March 30, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Shaun's impression of a reindeer was falling short.
Posted by: Casey Hurd | March 30, 2011 at 12:45 PM
are ewe Innocent?
Posted by: caroline mccabe | March 30, 2011 at 12:46 PM
FREEZE! And put your hands up. Sorry hooves up.
Posted by: Ali | March 30, 2011 at 12:46 PM
not me I'm completely Innocent!
Posted by: caroline mccabe | March 30, 2011 at 12:47 PM
don't be a woolly jumper get your Innocent juice here!
Posted by: caroline mccabe | March 30, 2011 at 12:49 PM
There's nothing sheepish about Innocent!
Posted by: caroline mccabe | March 30, 2011 at 12:50 PM
I'll show you if you promise not to laugh...
Posted by: Ali | March 30, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Innocent juice. It has legs ewe know!
Posted by: caroline mccabe | March 30, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Innocent juice. Plenty to bleat about...
Posted by: caroline mccabe | March 30, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Just has my first shave..I'm 100% Ram baby!
Posted by: Elizabeth Bryant | March 30, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Now if I could only remember where I put the oranges.....
Posted by: Angela | March 30, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I'm succulent, I'm juicy, I'm yummy for lunch, I'm innocent!!
Posted by: Sarah | March 30, 2011 at 01:01 PM
Hey, Dave! Try Innocent's new Crushed Grass and Strawberry. It's baa-rilliant!
Posted by: Helen | March 30, 2011 at 01:08 PM
It's gonna be a colorful one, right? I look so dull on Black & White photo!
Posted by: Tao Zhu | March 30, 2011 at 01:09 PM
My haircut brings all the ewes to the hills. Yeah!
Posted by: Katie Ann | March 30, 2011 at 01:12 PM
Ooh. I feel naked...
Posted by: Victoria | March 30, 2011 at 01:15 PM
...Not /to/ sure why I'm on a juice carton...
Posted by: Victoria | March 30, 2011 at 01:20 PM
Stand still long enough and i'll eat your hat
Posted by: Emzoid | March 30, 2011 at 01:21 PM
'Hello, is it me you're looking for'
Posted by: Pauline Boët | March 30, 2011 at 01:22 PM
Ewe talkin' to me?
Posted by: Emma williams | March 30, 2011 at 01:23 PM
I'll be there in a min, i'm just updating my blog!
Posted by: Emzoid | March 30, 2011 at 01:25 PM
erm, sorry, what? was it me you were talking to? what's that you say?...fruit - yeah, of course I love fruit, what's not love?...tch, blooming time wasters!
Posted by: Catherine Matter | March 30, 2011 at 01:25 PM
Here's looking at Ewe kid!!
Posted by: Joanna Scott | March 30, 2011 at 01:27 PM
"Some people wear their heart on their sleeve, i wear mine on my face"
Posted by: Lyndsey Yates | March 30, 2011 at 01:29 PM
No, sorry I can't come out - this outfit only works from the waist up.
Posted by: Robyn Grafton | March 30, 2011 at 01:46 PM
That cactus/ rabbit was right, innocent does make you feel less sheepish.
Posted by: Charly H | March 30, 2011 at 02:03 PM
Oi, you've not seen me!
Posted by: Amanda | March 30, 2011 at 02:20 PM
This isnt where I went to bed last night, flippin hen parties!
Posted by: Jessica | March 30, 2011 at 02:22 PM