...have fish for fingers or tin foil for toes? The beak or the voice of a pigeon? Or would you rather substitute vinegar for milk or wear your Nan's pants?
These things, we must know.
In fact, so life defining/office time wasting are these dilemmas that we've put them on the back of our big cartons.
Here's the latest batch as penned by our drinkers
If you fancy seeing your name in crayons on the side of a litre of whole crushed fruit, just post your favourite 'Would you rather...' below and the best ones will end up on the next set of designs for our big cartons (around December time) as well as winning a case of smoothies for pushing our grey matter to the limits.
Rules are: nothing rude, offensive or pigeon related. We've exhausted the pigeon category.