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July 20, 2010

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Would you rather drink a smoothie that was NOT innocent, or drink an innocent smoothie flavour that you didn't like?

I'll think of a better one soon...

Would you rather drive from London to Birmingham in reverse or drive round a round about continuously for 6 hours?

Would you rather be a fish living on land, or a human living underwater?

Would you rather have glow sticks for fingers or rave whistles for toes...

Would you rather have 6ft arms or 6ft legs?

Would you rather be an apple or an orange?

Would you rather run up 10,000 steps or hop down 8,000 steps?

Would you rather touch the moon or the bottom of the ocean?

Would you rather have fireworks for feet or bread for a head?

would you rather be round or square?

Ok, I should probably get back to work now, but no doubt I'll think of some more!

would you rather have a hook for a hand, or a hand attached to your shoulder?

Would you rather pick out your brains when you pick your nose or have the wind change so your face stays like that...?

Would you rather flummox a frog, or vex a vole?

Would you rather wear your mum's pants for a day or have your mum wear your girlfriend's?

Would you rather own a hamster as big as a dog or a dog as big as a hamster?

would you rather be Nessie the lockness monster in New York or Bigfoot in Miami?

Would you rather have leaves instead of hair or bark instead of skin?

Would you rather have arms for legs or legs for arms?

Would you rather chase a naked, greasy and hairy man down a street or be chased down the street BY a naked, greasy and hariy man?

Would you rather be stealthy like a ninja or sturdy like a pirate bear?

Would you rather swim in a raspberry, or be tickled by a pineapple?

Would you rather be stealthy like a ninja or sturdy like a pirate bear?

Would you rather laugh for a day, or sneeze rose petals for a year?

Would you rather swim in a sea of happiness, or fly in a sky of glee?

Would you rather have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck or an earlobe the size of a basketball?

Would you rather find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow or be a mermaid for a day?

Would you rather have a third nipple or a talking toe?

Would you rather your true love sent to you four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree, or just the five gold rings?

Would you rather have wotsits for fingers or a nik-nak for a nose?

Would you rather a rabbit licked smoothie from your belly or you licked smoothie from a rabbit's belly?

Would you rather have an ABBA song on repeat for the rest of your life or a Cliff Richard one?

Would you rather be stuck in a lift with Jar Jar Binks or Mr Blobby?

Would you rather fart words, (and you have no control over your vocabula'rear'y) or burp music?

would you rather eat sunday lunch for the rest of your life or good old english fry up for the rest of your life?

Would you rather eat a cat or drink a pint of a dogs ear wax?

Would you rather have a badger's head with human body or a badger's body with human head?

This is one that has divided my friends for over a year now:

Would you rather have your head on backwards for the rest of your life, or cough up a live baby octopus with every hiccup?

would you rather?

have to live in space in the darkest corner or live in a clock?

Would you rather live in a world without books or a world without music?

Methinks a lot of these are very negative, as in which horrible/unattractive thing would you rather suffer!!
So..
Would you rather.. Reach For The Stars or Live Your Dreams?

Would you rather look like a fish or smell like a fish?

Would you rather have to wear boxing gloves on your hands or skis on your feet for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have celotape underwear or live in Captain Birdseye’s beard?

Would you rather have chicken bone hair or jelly baby mates?

Would you rather have copedex lipstick or pixilated vision?

Would you rather be a peaceful pacemaker or some turbulent tumbleweed?

Would you rather hear improvised Jazz in the right ear and gangster rap in the other or have an azure blue nose?

Would you rather live in the window of a haberdashery or chew the same bit of gum for EVER!!!

Would you rather permanently highlight everything you look at in neon green, pink, yellow, or blue or have a better looking and more talented twin?

Would you rather eat 12 tons of coco pops or drink a lake full of lucazade?

Would you rather be a salty sea captain or have everything you say come out in CAPITALS!

Would you rather have any old iron for clothes or forever be immortalized in supplement catalogue themed china plates?

snort spaghetti or fart confetti?

Would you rather .....

Dance everywhere you walk or sing everytime you speak
?

Would you rather play tennis with a broken arm, or eat a sock?

Would you rather eat a baked cake, or a hake steak?

Would you rather drink the juice squeezed from your dad's toes, or have tigers for eyes?

would you rather fly like a bird, or run away?

Would you rather be a chicken or an egg?

....take a bath in smoothie or snort one?

Would you rather have the things you dream at night come true or never dream again?

Would you rather have wings or gills?

Would you rather listen to the sound of silence? or fill the silence with sound?

Would you rather have lollipops or flowers growing out of your ears?


Suggested by Ted C age 5

Would you rather be able to talk to fish or breathe underwater?

Would you rather sleep on bread or eat a bed?

would you rather eat carrot- flavoured ostrich or an ostrich flavoured carrot?

Would you rather sneeze marbles or fart confetti?

Would you rather live:
in the sweaty pocket of a giant
or
the drain of a communal shower?

Would you rather have a Wotsit for a nose or a Quaver crisp for a mouth?

would you rather have 'the spanish flea' on constant repeat in your head forever
or
have fleas?

Would you rather have a watermelon for a head or be reincarnated as a limpet?

Would you rather ... do The Macarena on national television, or streak across a football pitch?

would you rather put the toilet seat up, or would you rather there wasn't one at all

would you rather throw yellow snow or build a banana snowman

Would you rather make a one-way trip forward or backward in time?

Would you rather it rain cats and dogs or flood baked beans and custard?

Would you rather win a GOLD Blue Peter badge or Andrew Lloyd Webber's shoe?

Would you rather nurse a wound or wound a nurse?

Would you rather fly to the moon or moon to a fly?

Would you rather fish for a compliment or compliment a fish?

would you rather... have a special magic pebble which would keep all the people you love safe as long as you never lose it, or just let life happen as it will?

Would you rather eat a Veg Pot or Drink a smoothie?

would you rather:

get run over by a train the weight of a car...
or...
get run over by a train the weight of a car?

i meant car the weight of a train :P

would you rather have hands as ears or ears as hands? :)

Be smothered by cute fluffy kittens
or
Drown in a bath of melted chocolate?

Have a unicorn that farts rainbows
or
Have a dragon that breathes glitter?

Wake up to discover your skin was made of petals
or
Wake up to discover your hair was made of silk?

Would you rather look like a chipmiunk or sound like a chipmunk?

Would you rather
Be humiliated in a fight with a rubber duck
or
Become a rubber duck every thursday afternoon?

Would you rather count all the grains of sand on earth or all the drops of water in the ocean?

Would you rather burp in front of your date or fart in front of inlaws?

would you rather have a pea sized brain or a brain sized pea?

Would you rather be stuck in a hot desert or eat a cactus?

Would you rather have an exhaust pipe for a trachea or monkeys for feet?

Would you rather be a cloud or the rain falling from a cloud???

would you rather swim on the moon or fly underwater?

Would you rather walk on custard or walk on jelly?

Would you rather eat fruits or drink them ?

would you rather breath like Darth Vadar or speak like Yoda?

Would You rather be 3 foot taller or 3 foot smaller

Would you rather be really ugly or really smelly?

Would you rather squeak when you walk or blow bubbles when you talk?

Would you rather fall on your back at the Oscars or change your name to Oscar?

would you rather drink this smoothie or all the pieces of fruit in this smoothie individually?

Would you rather wear fancy dress clothes the rest of your life or P.J's?

Would you rather...

...carry a handful of treacle or a handful of wet leaves?

...sit in a bath of mushy peas or scrambled egg?

...burp at the beginning of every sentence or fart at the end of every sentence?

...go naked or wear real fur?

...wear the same pair of pants for a year or not be allowed to wear any underwear for a year?

would you rather eat a dead frog or a alive monkey

would you rather eat a snakes poo or a gorillas poo

would you rather: be eaten alive by a shark or swallowed whole by a whale?

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