It's Friday, it's May and it's sort a holiday already.
What better day than to start the innocent Old Jokes Home?
It's very simple.
Just post your favourite worst joke below (not rude please) and the best ones will not only end up on our cartons (and in this cyber retirement home) but the winners will receive a case load of drinks for their efforts.
Here's a couple to start you off:
What’s the difference between a kangaroo and kangaroot?
One is a marsupial and the other is a Geordie trapped in a lift.
What do you call a woman balancing a pint on her head whilst playing pool?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers
(N.B you need to say these out loud)