old jokes home

It's Friday, it's May and it's sort a holiday already.

What better day than to start the innocent Old Jokes Home?

It's very simple.

Just post your favourite worst joke below (not rude please) and the best ones will not only end up on our cartons (and in this cyber retirement home) but the winners will receive a case load of drinks for their efforts.

Hurrahahaha indeed.

Here's a couple to start you off:

What’s the difference between a kangaroo and kangaroot?

One is a marsupial and the other is a Geordie trapped in a lift.

What do you call a woman balancing a pint on her head whilst playing pool?

Beatrix Potter

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? 

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers

(N.B you need to say these out loud)

q&a's from the day

All the questions and answers from this years AGM have now been uploaded here. We'll start you off with a question by Simon from the West Midlands.

please say hello to Rosie the tortoise

A while a ago we introduced you to our friend Alex Horne and his death defying attempt to become the world's oldest man (which innocent are proudly supporting). Here's a quick up date live from the attempt with Alex, Rosie the tortoise and a voice over.

Long live Alex.

white hot ladies

Two days in a row

Question is, can they make it a hatrick tomorrow?

if you can sit, then you can get fit

cake love

Simon came along to our AGM on Saturday, sporting a fetching yellow t shirt and bearing a homemade cake from his wife, Sarah.

Sarah made the cake using our lemon, honey and ginger smoothie. Here she is with a slice of her own handiwork and a rosette which she won for being the 'Best Cake Baker' in her office.

Simon handed over the cake with strict instructions that we share it round everyone on Monday

So here is the evidence of us doing just that.

We'll see if we can get the recipe off Sarah.

For now, thanks to Simon and Sarah for a great bit of cake and for making JT at the back so manically happy.

what to wear to work on the hottest Monday of the year so far?

All black of course

Karen. Lucy E, Heather and Sam.

Officially hot ladies.

AGM 4:37pm home time

So that's it for another year

Smoothies have been drunk (and made)

Veg pots have been tasted and the winning veg pot recipe which will hit shelves this winter has been chosen

(The Bombay butternut squash curry nailed it in the end. First out, first home. Or something like that)

Coats and goody bags have all been collected

Goodbyes have been said and an excellent day has been had by all.

Thanks to everyone who came along, asked questions, ate cake and got thoroughly involved.

We'll be putting up the films of the day early next week (hopefully the bit about Adam's first job won't be edited out).

For now though, please enjoy the rest of this gorgeously sunny weekend.

AGM 3:45 question time

Everyone is fully teaed and caked up for the Q&A

We'll be posting films of the questions right here early next week.

For now thought, this is what it looks like from Luke's head

tea time