Following on the pet theme from last week, if you're worried that you dog/cat/pet iguana has a tendency to go a-wandering, then you can ask the scary child to make your pet a name tag.
Simply tell the demon child the name of your pet and your contact details and she will use her laser eye cutting technique to engrave them into a collar tag (available in round/paw/bone shapes).
For an extra 50p, she will also name your pet. Or frighten it into never straying from home again.
Despite looking slightly terrified in the demon child's grip, the name of this cat suggests he'll be okay on the streets, given that his innocent predecessor was definitely a man about town.
Wherever you are, Raz, we hope you're well. Perhaps if we'd made you one of these name tags, you'd have been easier to keep track of.