After much battenburg, much tea and much rumpus over who gets the slice with the extra marzipan, we’ve whittled down the 1800 plus entries we had for our bottle bottoms competition to a final 10.
In the spirit of democracy (and to prevent anymore square cake squabbling) we’d love your help in choosing which derriere ditties make it onto our bottoms.
To vote, just click here, have a read of the finalists and then choose your favourite bottom.
No such thing as a bum deal on our watch.
Or any more posterior related puns after today.