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January 26, 2010

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as pert as a peach!

If the cap's off, your feet are fruity!

If only my gf's bottom was this good

The bottom of my heart

Help! I`m trapped in a bottle factory - you are my only hope of escape!

You've got a lot of bottle.

I told you we'd get to the bottom of this!

Ow, what's occuring?

I'm too fruity for this bottle

I can has cheezeburger naow?

You're making me blush

Shake me well – or the good bits will go to my bottom.

Upside down, boy you turn me...

I'm exposing myself in public

may contain fruit

Other way up

Life's better at the top

Hey there beautiful!

sorry, no egg.

Hello cheeky!

What did you find at the bottom of the bottle?

Wet? Now screw the lid back on. Good.

Wanna go for a drink?

I hope that's you without the make up!

Reading bottle bottoms is a sign of frustration

See I've got no bits!

Hope you kept the lid on...

Hello gorgeous!

I'm upside down.

Bonjour! Je suis la derriere! A bientot!

I wanted to enter this:

We're not promising anything. But if you screw your eyes up tight and tickle the nubbin, you *might* turn into a rabbit.

But it's faaar too long. So here's this:

Tickle the nubbin and make a wish

I saw you looking.. Liked it didn't you?

CALL 020 8600 3939 TO SPONSOR OUR BOTTOMS!

right, now that's innocent!

You turn my world upside down...I like it

Finished? Now recycle me.

Oi, cheeky! There's nothing for you there!

Hello! I'm your brand new telescope!

I'm still stuck in a bottle factory.

Do you mind? I'm playing hide and seek.

My bottom never did look good in plastic.

This is where yours will be going when you're finished with me!

What exactly were you expecting to find here?

If we could serve it in a coconut we would...

I hope you have the cap on...

seriously - get a life. or another innocent smoothie.

I bet you wish you had one of these!

Peeping Tom? Lucky I'm not topless

If you are reading this, you must be bored!

Aha! Made you look.

What other things stand on their bum?!

You turn my world upside down

Made you look!

The smoothie is not enough.

Finally, getting to the bottom of this mystery!

You are a winner! With wet feet.

Go get another bottle, or get a life!

Ooh la la

XXX... Kisses on the bottom, loves!

It's what's underneath that counts.

In fruit emergency break glass

In another time and place this would be funny!

Write a letter and post me out to sea!

It's not so romantic.

Push Here.


What, you thought something would happen?

To see your message here, call us now!

No, I'm not wearing anything underneath. Pervert.

Other way down

Looking at my bottom? Not so innocent after all, eh?

tweet me quick

Most brands pay folk for this

No leaks... good! Keep drinking!

Not this way up.

The rest is silence.

Other end, doofus!

!deppart m'I - pleH

Don't open this way up!

shake my bottom!!!!

Sedimentation gives no nutrition!

wink wink :)

Looking at my bottom? Not so innocent after all, eh?

Dispose of tastfully (and the bottle)

This way up...NOT!

Ooh, saucy.

Look really closely...
Now you just look silly.

Innocent or Guilty? Let's get to the bottom of this.

Japanese people film this

drink me

Take me home and spank me silly!

Rear of the year!

Need Lube

Yes, it is rather firm..

Ooh..ooh no that feels funny! Turn me back over!

Fat bottom, thin

go on, taste it!

I'm innocent, Honest!

Ensure cap on before reading (unless empty.. & dry)

When I grow up, I'm going to be the lid

You only want me for my antibodies

Help me. Please. I've been trapped in here for days.

Totally topsy-turvy

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