Yep. You read it right. Your words. On our bottoms.
A couple of years ago, we ran a competition to come up with funny stuff to go on the bottoms of our bottles.
Loads of you entered, it took us weeks to whittle down the entries and in the end, there were so many gems, we decided to pick 7 winners instead of 3.
Since we're all about fresh and finger-on-the-pulse type thinking (and because our bottle man, Simon O, thought it was high time our bottoms had another face lift) we're doing it again.
So if you fancy writing something funny for our bottoms and having your words read by millions, here are the rules:
- Messages must be 40 characters or less.
- Spaces, hyphens, apostrophes and stuff all count as a character.
- Leave your entry as a comment to this blog post.
- Fill in the email bit when you leave a comment so that we can get in contact with you if you win.
- As many entries per person as you like.
- Extra points for making us laugh.
- Our 3 favourites will be used on millions of bottles across the land. Something to tell the grandkids/impress future spouse/pop on the CV.
- We'll send the 3 winners lots of smoothies too.
- The deadline is Midnight on Sunday 31st January
- So be quick (and funny).
This competition has now closed. thanks to everyone who entered. We're going to read through them all this week and then announce the winners next week.
From the bottom of my bottom I love you!
Posted by: Charlie B-N | January 27, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Hope you did the lid up properly
Posted by: Woody | January 27, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Warning: armpit ticklers in operation
Posted by: hugo | January 27, 2010 at 12:46 PM
So you just thought you would turn me over eh!
Posted by: Karen | January 27, 2010 at 12:46 PM
hands up if you're wearing pink knickers
Posted by: hugo | January 27, 2010 at 12:47 PM
I can see right up your nose.
Posted by: Gary | January 27, 2010 at 12:47 PM
you look gorgeous from up here
Posted by: hugo | January 27, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Everybody in the drinks aisle is looking at you!
Posted by: Sarah | January 27, 2010 at 12:48 PM
This way up - Notttttt!
Posted by: Charlie B-N | January 27, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Ooooh - haven't you got cold hands!
Posted by: Sarah | January 27, 2010 at 12:49 PM
No lumpy bits to see here!
Posted by: Michele Leworthy | January 27, 2010 at 12:50 PM
wow
Posted by: Ed | January 27, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Help! Help! I'm being groped!
Posted by: Sarah | January 27, 2010 at 12:52 PM
Freddie Starr Drank My Smoothie
Posted by: Richard M | January 27, 2010 at 12:52 PM
Let me out of this plastic prison.
Posted by: Sarah | January 27, 2010 at 12:53 PM
I hope you put the lid on tight!!!
Posted by: Fellsta | January 27, 2010 at 12:53 PM
The orange just got dumped. He’s crushed.
Posted by: Lexie | January 27, 2010 at 12:55 PM
The orange just got dumped. He's crushed.
Posted by: Lexie | January 27, 2010 at 12:56 PM
Stop feeling my bottom! (In braille please)
Posted by: Charlie B-N | January 27, 2010 at 12:57 PM
The orange just got dumped. He's crushed.
Posted by: Lexie | January 27, 2010 at 12:57 PM
Turn me and drink
Posted by: Sufyaan | January 27, 2010 at 01:00 PM
The orange just got dumped.He's crushed
Posted by: Lexie | January 27, 2010 at 01:00 PM
I left a ring on your table
Posted by: Silvia Owen | January 27, 2010 at 01:01 PM
(sorry, computer kept bugging!)
Posted by: Lexie | January 27, 2010 at 01:01 PM
you've got some bottle coming round here!
Posted by: Richard M | January 27, 2010 at 01:08 PM
I need a bottom lift!
Posted by: Natty | January 27, 2010 at 01:10 PM
Kiss my bottom!
Posted by: Natty | January 27, 2010 at 01:11 PM
You can kiss my bottom
Posted by: Natty | January 27, 2010 at 01:13 PM
Kiss my peachy bot!
Posted by: Natty | January 27, 2010 at 01:14 PM
Don't worry, I think you have a cute bottom too :o)
Posted by: James | January 27, 2010 at 01:15 PM
Warning: your lap may now be wet
Posted by: Nic Doye | January 27, 2010 at 01:15 PM
other way up.....
Posted by: Michelle | January 27, 2010 at 01:17 PM
please recycle me
Posted by: Michelle | January 27, 2010 at 01:17 PM
this end is a kaleidoscope.
Posted by: helen | January 27, 2010 at 01:19 PM
Shake me up, before you go go...
Posted by: Jimmy | January 27, 2010 at 01:20 PM
look, mum, i'm doing a headstand!
Posted by: helen | January 27, 2010 at 01:21 PM
Blue Peter space rocket part no. 1
Posted by: FishBulb | January 27, 2010 at 01:22 PM
You have a peachy bottom.Mine’s banana-y
Posted by: Lexie | January 27, 2010 at 01:24 PM
hey, i've noticed you around.. fancy a drink?
Posted by: helen | January 27, 2010 at 01:24 PM
Upside down is this season's black.
Posted by: Lexie | January 27, 2010 at 01:27 PM
stick no bills
Posted by: Giulia | January 27, 2010 at 01:28 PM
smoothie as an innocents bottom
Posted by: Mellie | January 27, 2010 at 01:32 PM
is your bottom a peach like this healthy sweet treat
Posted by: sharon young | January 27, 2010 at 01:32 PM
made you look
Posted by: hugo | January 27, 2010 at 01:32 PM
HELP im naked
Posted by: sharon young | January 27, 2010 at 01:34 PM
No WMD here either!
Posted by: Graham | January 27, 2010 at 01:34 PM
best before empty
Posted by: hugo | January 27, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Don't let the milkfloat drive your mind!
Posted by: Mim | January 27, 2010 at 01:37 PM
you call this bottomless?
Posted by: sharon young | January 27, 2010 at 01:37 PM
Other end up
Posted by: Llara | January 27, 2010 at 01:38 PM
god bless you for drinking me
Posted by: sharon young | January 27, 2010 at 01:38 PM
never hold above head height
Posted by: hugo | January 27, 2010 at 01:38 PM
Why are you looking at my bum?
Posted by: Mr. P | January 27, 2010 at 01:42 PM
Bott you looking at?
Posted by: Llara | January 27, 2010 at 01:43 PM
How bored at you?
Posted by: Mim | January 27, 2010 at 01:46 PM
The End
Posted by: Melodie | January 27, 2010 at 01:53 PM
Rear of the Year
Posted by: Ed | January 27, 2010 at 01:54 PM
You've got to the bottom of it
Posted by: Melodie | January 27, 2010 at 01:54 PM
Kisses on the bottom :-)
Posted by: Trixie | January 27, 2010 at 01:55 PM
Bet you wish you'd bought one as well
Posted by: martin | January 27, 2010 at 01:59 PM
Made you smile :)
Posted by: Melodie | January 27, 2010 at 02:02 PM
You're too big to fit in here!
Posted by: Aniek | January 27, 2010 at 02:03 PM
100% bottomproof
Posted by: Aniek | January 27, 2010 at 02:05 PM
You look great, that colour suits you!
Posted by: Clare Mills | January 27, 2010 at 02:06 PM
Did contain fruit
Posted by: Les B | January 27, 2010 at 02:06 PM
I'm Innocent I tell you, INNOCENT!!
Posted by: Ian | January 27, 2010 at 02:07 PM
You look nice, love the hair!
Posted by: Clare | January 27, 2010 at 02:08 PM
Bottom Reader
(as opposed to bottom feeder :))
Posted by: Emma Berry | January 27, 2010 at 02:08 PM
I’m innocent – leave my bottom alone!
Posted by: Kyli | January 27, 2010 at 02:08 PM
The other way is up!
or
Tip for the top!
Posted by: Kyli | January 27, 2010 at 02:09 PM
This is the only downside
Posted by: Ian | January 27, 2010 at 02:10 PM
Did you drink this quickly to see what was on my bottom
Posted by: Jane Hobart | January 27, 2010 at 02:11 PM
Bottoms up!
Posted by: Rupert | January 27, 2010 at 02:11 PM
OK, now **sparkle**!
Posted by: Ian | January 27, 2010 at 02:11 PM
Bottoms up! Sorry...down.
Posted by: Adam Tarver | January 27, 2010 at 02:11 PM
my booty's too fruitylicious for you!
Posted by: mima rodwell | January 27, 2010 at 02:12 PM
One of the best bottoms around
Posted by: Jane Hobart | January 27, 2010 at 02:12 PM
It's hard being an overweight smoothie...
Posted by: Aniek | January 27, 2010 at 02:13 PM
WARNING: Contains mmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted by: Ian | January 27, 2010 at 02:13 PM
Now you have seen my bottom - RECYCLE ME
Posted by: Jane Hobart | January 27, 2010 at 02:13 PM
The message is IN the bottle...
Posted by: Ian | January 27, 2010 at 02:14 PM
I wish I was a bottle top.
Posted by: Adam Tarver | January 27, 2010 at 02:14 PM
Doh!
The Smoothies...
Posted by: Riz | January 27, 2010 at 02:18 PM
Gosh your hands cold!
Posted by: Karen Parker | January 27, 2010 at 02:18 PM
Bottoms up! Sorry...down
Posted by: Adam Tarver | January 27, 2010 at 02:18 PM
I hope you've still got the lid on..
Posted by: Ashley Sherwood | January 27, 2010 at 02:19 PM
I wish I was a bottle top.
Posted by: Adam Tarver | January 27, 2010 at 02:19 PM
Made in England
Posted by: Mandie | January 27, 2010 at 02:20 PM
Bottoms up
Posted by: Dan Lowe | January 27, 2010 at 02:20 PM
i can't be that innocent if i've got a bottom!
Posted by: Lucy Boyes | January 27, 2010 at 02:21 PM
Does my bum look big in this?
Posted by: Ashley Sherwood | January 27, 2010 at 02:22 PM
lost innocence!
Posted by: Lucy Boyes | January 27, 2010 at 02:22 PM
Think yourself lukcy I'm a nice round bottom.
Posted by: Adam Tarver | January 27, 2010 at 02:25 PM
j'lo has the greatest ASS ever.
Posted by: Gabor | January 27, 2010 at 02:25 PM
(_!_)
Posted by: Gabor | January 27, 2010 at 02:25 PM
oo ee oo ah ah
Posted by: Leanne | January 27, 2010 at 02:26 PM
Like what you see ?
Posted by: Lisa | January 27, 2010 at 02:26 PM
same time tomorrow?
Posted by: Lucy Boyes | January 27, 2010 at 02:26 PM
My other bottle is not so innocent.
Posted by: Andrew | January 27, 2010 at 02:28 PM
Shake it like a polaroid picture
Posted by: Simone | January 27, 2010 at 02:29 PM