fancy seeing your words on our bottoms?

Yep. You read it right. Your words. On our bottoms.

A couple of years ago, we ran a competition to come up with funny stuff to go on the bottoms of our bottles.

Loads of you entered, it took us weeks to whittle down the entries and in the end, there were so many gems, we decided to pick 7 winners instead of 3.

Since we're all about fresh and finger-on-the-pulse type thinking (and because our bottle man, Simon O, thought it was high time our bottoms had another face lift) we're doing it again.

So if you fancy writing something funny for our bottoms and having your words read by millions, here are the rules:

• Messages must be 40 characters or less.
  
• Spaces, hyphens, apostrophes and stuff all count as a character.
  
• Leave your entry as a comment to this blog post.
  
• Fill in the email bit when you leave a comment so that we can get in contact with you if you win.
  
• As many entries per person as you like.
  
• Extra points for making us laugh.
  
• Our 3 favourites will be used on millions of bottles across the land. Something to tell the grandkids/impress future spouse/pop on the CV.
  
• We'll send the 3 winners lots of smoothies too.
  
• The deadline is Midnight on Sunday 31st January
  
• So be quick (and funny).

This competition has now closed. thanks to everyone who entered. We're going to read through them all this week and then announce the winners next week.

Comments

[Charlie B-N]

From the bottom of my bottom I love you!

[Woody]

Hope you did the lid up properly

[hugo]

Warning: armpit ticklers in operation

[Karen]

So you just thought you would turn me over eh!

[hugo]

hands up if you're wearing pink knickers

[Gary]

I can see right up your nose.

[hugo]

you look gorgeous from up here

[Sarah]

Everybody in the drinks aisle is looking at you!

[Charlie B-N]

This way up - Notttttt!

[Sarah]

Ooooh - haven't you got cold hands!

[Michele Leworthy]

No lumpy bits to see here!

[Ed]

wow

[Sarah]

Help! Help! I'm being groped!

[Richard M]

Freddie Starr Drank My Smoothie

[Sarah]

Let me out of this plastic prison.

[Fellsta]

I hope you put the lid on tight!!!

[Lexie]

The orange just got dumped. He’s crushed.

[Lexie]

The orange just got dumped. He's crushed.

[Charlie B-N]

Stop feeling my bottom! (In braille please)

[Lexie]

The orange just got dumped. He's crushed.

[Sufyaan]

Turn me and drink

[Lexie]

The orange just got dumped.He's crushed

[Silvia Owen]

I left a ring on your table

[Lexie]

(sorry, computer kept bugging!)

[Richard M]

you've got some bottle coming round here!

[Natty]

I need a bottom lift!

[Natty]

Kiss my bottom!

[Natty]

You can kiss my bottom

[Natty]

Kiss my peachy bot!

[James]

Don't worry, I think you have a cute bottom too :o)

[Nic Doye]

Warning: your lap may now be wet

[Michelle]

other way up.....

[Michelle]

please recycle me

[helen]

this end is a kaleidoscope.

[Jimmy]

Shake me up, before you go go...

[helen]

look, mum, i'm doing a headstand!

[FishBulb]

Blue Peter space rocket part no. 1

[Lexie]

You have a peachy bottom.Mine’s banana-y

[helen]

hey, i've noticed you around.. fancy a drink?

[Lexie]

Upside down is this season's black.

[Giulia]

stick no bills

[Mellie]

smoothie as an innocents bottom

[sharon young]

is your bottom a peach like this healthy sweet treat

[hugo]

made you look

[sharon young]

HELP im naked

[Graham]

No WMD here either!

[hugo]

best before empty

[Mim]

Don't let the milkfloat drive your mind!

[sharon young]

you call this bottomless?

[Llara]

Other end up

[sharon young]

god bless you for drinking me

[hugo]

never hold above head height

[Mr. P]

Why are you looking at my bum?

[Llara]

Bott you looking at?

[Mim]

How bored at you?

[Melodie]

The End

[Ed]

Rear of the Year

[Melodie]

You've got to the bottom of it

[Trixie]

Kisses on the bottom :-)

[martin]

Bet you wish you'd bought one as well

[Melodie]

Made you smile :)

[Aniek]

You're too big to fit in here!

[Aniek]

100% bottomproof

[Clare Mills]

You look great, that colour suits you!

[Les B]

Did contain fruit

[Ian]

I'm Innocent I tell you, INNOCENT!!

[Clare]

You look nice, love the hair!

[Emma Berry]

Bottom Reader
(as opposed to bottom feeder :))

[Kyli]

I’m innocent – leave my bottom alone!

[Kyli]

The other way is up!
or
Tip for the top!

[Ian]

This is the only downside

[Jane Hobart]

Did you drink this quickly to see what was on my bottom

[Rupert]

Bottoms up!

[Ian]

OK, now **sparkle**!

[Adam Tarver]

Bottoms up! Sorry...down.

[mima rodwell]

my booty's too fruitylicious for you!

[Jane Hobart]

One of the best bottoms around

[Aniek]

It's hard being an overweight smoothie...

[Ian]

WARNING: Contains mmmmmmmmmmmm

[Jane Hobart]

Now you have seen my bottom - RECYCLE ME

[Ian]

The message is IN the bottle...

[Adam Tarver]

I wish I was a bottle top.

[Riz]

Doh!

The Smoothies...

[Karen Parker]

Gosh your hands cold!

[Adam Tarver]

Bottoms up! Sorry...down

[Ashley Sherwood]

I hope you've still got the lid on..

[Adam Tarver]

I wish I was a bottle top.

[Mandie]

Made in England

[Dan Lowe]

Bottoms up

[Lucy Boyes]

i can't be that innocent if i've got a bottom!

[Ashley Sherwood]

Does my bum look big in this?

[Lucy Boyes]

lost innocence!

[Adam Tarver]

Think yourself lukcy I'm a nice round bottom.

[Gabor]

j'lo has the greatest ASS ever.

[Gabor]

(_!_)

[Leanne]

oo ee oo ah ah

[Lisa]

Like what you see ?

[Lucy Boyes]

same time tomorrow?

[Andrew]

My other bottle is not so innocent.

[Simone]

Shake it like a polaroid picture