Yep. You read it right. Your words. On our bottoms.
A couple of years ago, we ran a competition to come up with funny stuff to go on the bottoms of our bottles.
Loads of you entered, it took us weeks to whittle down the entries and in the end, there were so many gems, we decided to pick 7 winners instead of 3.
Since we're all about fresh and finger-on-the-pulse type thinking (and because our bottle man, Simon O, thought it was high time our bottoms had another face lift) we're doing it again.
So if you fancy writing something funny for our bottoms and having your words read by millions, here are the rules:
- Messages must be 40 characters or less.
- Spaces, hyphens, apostrophes and stuff all count as a character.
- Leave your entry as a comment to this blog post.
- Fill in the email bit when you leave a comment so that we can get in contact with you if you win.
- As many entries per person as you like.
- Extra points for making us laugh.
- Our 3 favourites will be used on millions of bottles across the land. Something to tell the grandkids/impress future spouse/pop on the CV.
- We'll send the 3 winners lots of smoothies too.
- The deadline is Midnight on Sunday 31st January
- So be quick (and funny).
This competition has now closed. thanks to everyone who entered. We're going to read through them all this week and then announce the winners next week.
what ya waiting for ? Drink up !
Posted by: JOAN APPERLEY | January 31, 2010 at 12:44 PM
I'm drained. Time for a nap.
Posted by: Elaine | January 31, 2010 at 12:54 PM
only clever people read this bit
Posted by: angela | January 31, 2010 at 01:17 PM
may i say you're looking gorgeous today
Posted by: angela | January 31, 2010 at 01:20 PM
Who's the nosiest of them all?
Posted by: Elaine | January 31, 2010 at 01:26 PM
Good from any angle!
Posted by: Josie | January 31, 2010 at 01:32 PM
The only way is up!
Posted by: Josie | January 31, 2010 at 01:34 PM
your not so innocent,
leave my bottom alone !!!!
Posted by: steve adams | January 31, 2010 at 01:37 PM
my bottom is innocent !!!
Posted by: steve adams | January 31, 2010 at 01:40 PM
innocent with a naughty bottom !!!
Posted by: steve adams | January 31, 2010 at 01:42 PM
soil my contents inside
Posted by: steve adams | January 31, 2010 at 01:44 PM
my insides are innocent
with a dodgy bottom
Posted by: steve adams | January 31, 2010 at 01:46 PM
look at my bottom its innocent
Posted by: steve adams | January 31, 2010 at 01:47 PM
innocent!! my bottom
Posted by: steve adams | January 31, 2010 at 01:48 PM
i used to be a credit card in a previous life
Posted by: steve adams | January 31, 2010 at 01:49 PM
innocent fruity with a lively bottom
Posted by: steve adams | January 31, 2010 at 01:53 PM
This could be messy...
Posted by: Helen | January 31, 2010 at 02:07 PM
My other bottle's a Porsche
Posted by: Rachel | January 31, 2010 at 02:23 PM
make smoothies not war
Posted by: Emily | January 31, 2010 at 02:29 PM
smoooothie operator
Posted by: Emily | January 31, 2010 at 02:32 PM
If lost please return to Fruit Towers
Posted by: Emily | January 31, 2010 at 02:35 PM
The winner drinks it all...
Posted by: Emily | January 31, 2010 at 02:40 PM
See ya tomorrow
Posted by: Cat1980uk | January 31, 2010 at 02:59 PM
innocent is bliss ...
Posted by: jeanette baker | January 31, 2010 at 03:06 PM
with innocent the only way is up
Posted by: jeanette baker | January 31, 2010 at 03:09 PM
Tops for Bottoms
Posted by: Emma Clarke | January 31, 2010 at 03:10 PM
The Bottom of my World
Posted by: Emma Clarke | January 31, 2010 at 03:13 PM
My bottom's as smooth as the rest of me!
Posted by: Gavin Lucking | January 31, 2010 at 03:16 PM
As innocent as the person drinking me!
Posted by: Gavin Lucking | January 31, 2010 at 03:18 PM
Looking at my bottom eh? Not as innocent as me!
Posted by: Gavin Lucking | January 31, 2010 at 03:19 PM
Rear of the year
Posted by: Gavin Lucking | January 31, 2010 at 03:20 PM
See?
Your eyes are brighter already.
Posted by: Patricia Teo | January 31, 2010 at 04:02 PM
Go on. You know you want me butt-naked.
Posted by: Patricia Teo | January 31, 2010 at 04:16 PM
Edge of Innocence
Posted by: Patricia Teo | January 31, 2010 at 04:22 PM
Quick tip. I go the other way round!
Posted by: Ella | January 31, 2010 at 04:45 PM
Go on... give it a little tap
Posted by: Ollie | January 31, 2010 at 05:00 PM
NO! Buy your own!
Posted by: GILL TORRI | January 31, 2010 at 05:01 PM
Lets Sea...Mariana Trench is the deepest point at 10924 meters.
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 05:18 PM
Lets Sea...Mariana Trench is 10924m
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 05:27 PM
Does my bottom look big in this?
Posted by: Trudi Walsh | January 31, 2010 at 06:07 PM
*brrr* it’s cold down here
Posted by: Kirsty | January 31, 2010 at 06:48 PM
Hello. Will you be my friend?
Posted by: Kirsty | January 31, 2010 at 06:49 PM
Take me with you
Posted by: Kirsty | January 31, 2010 at 06:50 PM
Hello. Will you read me a story?
Posted by: Kirsty | January 31, 2010 at 06:51 PM
No pudding until I’m all gone
Posted by: Kirsty | January 31, 2010 at 06:52 PM
Go away - I'm hiding
Posted by: Kirsty | January 31, 2010 at 06:57 PM
Hey! You didn't count to a hundred.
Posted by: Rebecca Bailey | January 31, 2010 at 07:04 PM
Yipee! Your turn now... 1,2,3...
Posted by: Rebecca Bailey | January 31, 2010 at 07:11 PM
One day I'll make it to the top
Recycling? I can't wait it's so exciting
Recycled from smiles
At last I'm an Innocent bottle
Every plastic cup wants to end up like me
Shhh! They don't know I'm here
My fridge or yours?
How cool am I?
Posted by: Jack | January 31, 2010 at 07:31 PM
The banana phone says hello.
Posted by: Kathryn | January 31, 2010 at 08:01 PM
Crushed of Shepherd's Bush.
Posted by: Kathryn | January 31, 2010 at 08:06 PM
Liquid cold
Posted by: Kathryn | January 31, 2010 at 08:07 PM
No need to be pithy.
Posted by: Kathryn | January 31, 2010 at 08:10 PM
Drink's inside. I'm a bit of an outsider
Posted by: Elise | January 31, 2010 at 08:11 PM
There you are! I've been looking for you.
Posted by: Elise | January 31, 2010 at 08:12 PM
fruit massacre crime scene evidence
Posted by: naina | January 31, 2010 at 08:29 PM
Yes it's my bottom
What were you expecting to see!
Posted by: Tommy sweenie | January 31, 2010 at 08:30 PM
The smoothies good
no point checking here
drink it an dfind out
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 08:37 PM
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a yam.
Posted by: Kathryn | January 31, 2010 at 08:37 PM
The action is at the other end
Posted by: Hils | January 31, 2010 at 08:38 PM
Whoa, LOOK I can do a headstand!!!
Posted by: Mrs A H | January 31, 2010 at 08:41 PM
Ready for lift-off
Posted by: Kathryn | January 31, 2010 at 08:42 PM
So off the wall, I'm horizontal
Posted by: Kathryn | January 31, 2010 at 08:43 PM
Dont chuck me in the bin, you know i might be able to turn in to a bottle spaceship! PLease!
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 08:43 PM
I'd love to go to recycling bin
All my friends are there
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 08:46 PM
It will be a good idea to take me to ChuckleVision show on 18th
Feb
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 08:50 PM
uuurrghh
You babies are sucking me!
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 08:53 PM
Are'nt i Tasty!!!!
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 08:56 PM
OH dear Oh dear
You're addicted to me
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 08:57 PM
please buy me and lookafter me
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 08:59 PM
Open other end, soggy pants
Posted by: Rachel | January 31, 2010 at 09:02 PM
This smoothie tastes better than it looks
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 09:02 PM
Even if water is not allowed to go to school with i am!! ha
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 09:04 PM
You can take this to any school.
show that to your teacher!
Posted by: Hamza | January 31, 2010 at 09:05 PM
hiccup!
Posted by: Louise | January 31, 2010 at 09:05 PM
i'm allergic to rabbits. THERE. i said it.
Posted by: Louise | January 31, 2010 at 09:13 PM
More than a peeling.
Posted by: Kathryn | January 31, 2010 at 09:16 PM
Welcome to the Nether Bottle
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Didn't know I was here did you?!
Posted by: Katharine | January 31, 2010 at 09:22 PM
WARNING - CONTAINS FRUIT
Posted by: Dora | January 31, 2010 at 09:24 PM
This is an Innocent derriere
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 09:26 PM
What exactly were you expecting to see here?
Posted by: Katharine | January 31, 2010 at 09:27 PM
I was sitting on this!
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 09:28 PM
Fancy another?
Posted by: Katharine | January 31, 2010 at 09:28 PM
Recycle my ass!
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 09:31 PM
A healthy bottom is recycled
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 09:33 PM
Rabbit free since 1983
Posted by: Dora | January 31, 2010 at 09:38 PM
Now you see my bottom, take my top off!
Posted by: Elise | January 31, 2010 at 09:39 PM
The butt stops here...
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 09:46 PM
Ooh, a juicy bottom!
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 09:48 PM
The united flavours of Innocent
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 09:49 PM
Hands off my drinker!
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 09:52 PM
Americans call this a FANNY!
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:00 PM
You’re looking at a big fruity FANNY!
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:03 PM
You are gorgeous- so wanna date?
Posted by: Julie | January 31, 2010 at 10:06 PM
so...your place or mine?
Posted by: Julie | January 31, 2010 at 10:06 PM
Do you always read other bottoms like this
Posted by: Darren C | January 31, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Life is too short, so is this message
Posted by: Darren C | January 31, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Barbie has one of these...
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:11 PM
this is not a reflection of you
Posted by: Darren C | January 31, 2010 at 10:12 PM