Yep. You read it right. Your words. On our bottoms.
A couple of years ago, we ran a competition to come up with funny stuff to go on the bottoms of our bottles.
Loads of you entered, it took us weeks to whittle down the entries and in the end, there were so many gems, we decided to pick 7 winners instead of 3.
Since we're all about fresh and finger-on-the-pulse type thinking (and because our bottle man, Simon O, thought it was high time our bottoms had another face lift) we're doing it again.
So if you fancy writing something funny for our bottoms and having your words read by millions, here are the rules:
- Messages must be 40 characters or less.
- Spaces, hyphens, apostrophes and stuff all count as a character.
- Leave your entry as a comment to this blog post.
- Fill in the email bit when you leave a comment so that we can get in contact with you if you win.
- As many entries per person as you like.
- Extra points for making us laugh.
- Our 3 favourites will be used on millions of bottles across the land. Something to tell the grandkids/impress future spouse/pop on the CV.
- We'll send the 3 winners lots of smoothies too.
- The deadline is Midnight on Sunday 31st January
- So be quick (and funny).
This competition has now closed. thanks to everyone who entered. We're going to read through them all this week and then announce the winners next week.
yesterday, all my trouble's seem so far away
Posted by: Darren C | January 31, 2010 at 10:14 PM
Action Man has one of these...
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:14 PM
Recycling? I can't wait it's so exciting
Recycled from smiles
At last I'm an innocent bottle
Every cheap plastic cup wants to be me
Shhh! They don't know I'm here
One day I'll make it to the top
Posted by: Jack Gardner | January 31, 2010 at 10:15 PM
Pants lost, need replacement now
Posted by: Darren C | January 31, 2010 at 10:15 PM
What are you looking at? ;)
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 10:15 PM
The answer's not here
But it should be
Posted by: Kelly Brett | January 31, 2010 at 10:19 PM
Warning - do not turn upside down!
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 10:21 PM
Hello...hello...hellooooo
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 10:26 PM
Watch out for the pips!!
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 10:28 PM
A Fruity Foundation
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Bored? Colour in my label!
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 10:32 PM
Never judge a bottle by its bottom
Posted by: Joe Bennett | January 31, 2010 at 10:33 PM
It's what's up top that counts
Posted by: Joe Bennett | January 31, 2010 at 10:34 PM
An Innocent Nether Region
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:34 PM
I can see you!
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 10:37 PM
I fart Carbon Dioxide
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:38 PM
We drink all we can. The rest we sell.
Posted by: Elaine | January 31, 2010 at 10:43 PM
I'm ready for my close up.
Posted by: Elaine | January 31, 2010 at 10:44 PM
My ass is pure fruit
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Come on...Drink up!
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 10:50 PM
I am smoothier than a baby's bum
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:52 PM
My ass is delicious
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 10:56 PM
OSMITHEO <- Smoothie mixed in a blender
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Heaven in a bottle
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 11:09 PM
You Drink Therefore I Am
Posted by: Rachel | January 31, 2010 at 11:14 PM
lets get to the bottom of this
Posted by: Rachel | January 31, 2010 at 11:18 PM
Stop shaking me, I'm dizzy.
Posted by: Emma | January 31, 2010 at 11:19 PM
Bet you wish you had one of these!
Posted by: June | January 31, 2010 at 11:21 PM
I'm a message on a bottle baby, better hold me the right way
Posted by: Rachel | January 31, 2010 at 11:24 PM
nothing says i love you like a smoothie
Posted by: Rob | January 31, 2010 at 11:43 PM
Face lift? My bottom.
Posted by: Rob | January 31, 2010 at 11:45 PM
1. Sip me slurp me anyway you want to
2. Put a cork in and hang me from your hat
3. Lend me your ears
4. Take me to the moon
5. Sip don't slurp
6. Gone fishing
7. Don't do it your mother wouldn't like it
8. I didn't do it mum honest I'm innocent
9. Lets do lunch and tea and supper
10. Feed your brain cells
11. TOXINS BEWARE
12. ONE OF A KIND
Posted by: Jacky | January 31, 2010 at 11:49 PM
At end of the rainbow is always Innocent
Posted by: Bethany | January 31, 2010 at 11:52 PM
Fantastically Fruitilicious
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 11:52 PM
Fruitilicious Bootilicious
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 11:53 PM
Booty Fruity Call
Posted by: John | January 31, 2010 at 11:56 PM
Oh no! You can see my bits!
Posted by: Synonymous | January 31, 2010 at 11:57 PM
I won't tell, if you don't...
Shhh... It's our little secret.
Posted by: Rebecca | January 31, 2010 at 11:58 PM
It's The Final Swill Round! Doo Doo Doo Doo...
Posted by: Synonymous | February 01, 2010 at 12:01 AM
Proven Guilty
(sorry it's a tiny bit late..?!)
Posted by: Rachel | February 01, 2010 at 09:10 AM
Impressive eh? Is yours as firm & round?
Posted by: Catherine Jackson | February 01, 2010 at 09:53 AM
Ooh, shake it like a Polaroid picture
Posted by: Sarah | February 01, 2010 at 09:54 AM
Mix me up with your fav tipple – yummy!
Posted by: Sarah | February 01, 2010 at 09:55 AM
You have found the winning bottle
Posted by: julie | February 01, 2010 at 10:44 AM
shake me up before you go go!
Posted by: natalie whitfield | February 01, 2010 at 11:06 AM
shake me to wake me
Posted by: natalie whitfield | February 01, 2010 at 11:10 AM
I know. Bottom envy right?
Posted by: Catherine Jackson | February 01, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Don't hate me 'cos I have a nice bottom.
Posted by: Catherine Jackson | February 01, 2010 at 11:21 AM
Want a bottom like mine? Clench clench.
Posted by: Catherine Jackson | February 01, 2010 at 11:32 AM
SAW MINE? NOW SHOW ME UR BOTTOM
Posted by: bijay shrestha | February 01, 2010 at 02:14 PM
Recycling? I can't wait it's so exciting
Recycled from smiles
At last I'm an innocent bottle
Every cheap plastic cup wants to be me
Shhh! They don't know I'm here
One day I'll make it to the top
Posted by: Jack Gardner | February 01, 2010 at 06:15 PM
ooooh, peachy!
Posted by: suzanne | February 01, 2010 at 08:15 PM
oooooh, peachy!
Posted by: suzanne | February 01, 2010 at 08:19 PM
...and now there's smoothie all over your brand new rug.
Posted by: Esther | February 01, 2010 at 08:39 PM
Please get me some boxer shorts!!
Posted by: elise | February 02, 2010 at 07:42 AM
To open - Bite to break seal.
Posted by: Alex Caunt :) | February 02, 2010 at 10:59 AM
This way down.
Posted by: Claudine | February 02, 2010 at 03:10 PM
if you are reading this you are drinking you have got me the worng way round
Posted by: matthew Hodges | February 02, 2010 at 03:16 PM
Please tighten lid before tipping... Oops too late
Posted by: Beth Savage | February 02, 2010 at 04:25 PM
Eep! Who turned out the lights!?
Posted by: Charlotte | February 02, 2010 at 10:10 PM
what are you looking at?
I think the other end might work better
get over it, it's only a bottom
am I empty yet?
stop peeking, I'm shy
so, have you fount it?
what did you expect to happen?
I hope I'm either empty or still have my lid on
it's not about me, it's about my juice
why are you doing this to me?
I wish I could refill too
Explain yourself young man/lady
Ups, not here either
Innocent? Moi?
Posted by: oksy | February 03, 2010 at 01:07 PM
Sit too long = round bottom
Posted by: Cecilia Empis | February 03, 2010 at 01:16 PM
I stare at desks all day
Posted by: Cecilia Empis | February 03, 2010 at 01:17 PM
It's not here
Posted by: Cecilia Empis | February 03, 2010 at 01:18 PM
You're giving me a head rush!
Posted by: Cecilia Empis | February 03, 2010 at 01:19 PM
Wrong end!
Posted by: Cecilia Empis | February 03, 2010 at 01:21 PM
That's right - I'm checking you out!
Posted by: Cecilia Empis | February 03, 2010 at 01:22 PM
Feeling a little silly. Just read Robert Bell's posts and laughed out load in a v. busy v. quiet library
Posted by: Sammy | February 03, 2010 at 02:55 PM
especially: Please don't make eye contact with the drinker of this bottle. For the love of god please don't!!!
Posted by: Sammy | February 03, 2010 at 02:56 PM
sorry all gone
bin me and buy another
Posted by: JANE | February 03, 2010 at 04:04 PM
New socks may now be needed.
Posted by: Luke | February 03, 2010 at 04:30 PM
bottoms up!!!
Posted by: Milan Novakovic | February 08, 2010 at 02:01 PM
OK, feeling a little sick now...
Posted by: Alistair Cunningham | February 11, 2010 at 09:34 PM
If you can read this, I may just have made your lap wet...
Posted by: Alistair Cunningham | February 11, 2010 at 09:35 PM
You + Me = Karaoke
Posted by: RJ | February 13, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Regarde moi dans les yeux
Posted by: Math | July 19, 2011 at 03:51 PM