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January 26, 2010

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yesterday, all my trouble's seem so far away

Action Man has one of these...

Recycling? I can't wait it's so exciting

Recycled from smiles

At last I'm an innocent bottle

Every cheap plastic cup wants to be me

Shhh! They don't know I'm here

One day I'll make it to the top

Pants lost, need replacement now

What are you looking at? ;)

The answer's not here
But it should be

Warning - do not turn upside down!

Hello...hello...hellooooo

Watch out for the pips!!

A Fruity Foundation

Bored? Colour in my label!

Never judge a bottle by its bottom

It's what's up top that counts

An Innocent Nether Region

I can see you!

I fart Carbon Dioxide

We drink all we can. The rest we sell.

I'm ready for my close up.

My ass is pure fruit

Come on...Drink up!

I am smoothier than a baby's bum

My ass is delicious

OSMITHEO <- Smoothie mixed in a blender

Heaven in a bottle

You Drink Therefore I Am

lets get to the bottom of this

Stop shaking me, I'm dizzy.

Bet you wish you had one of these!

I'm a message on a bottle baby, better hold me the right way

nothing says i love you like a smoothie

Face lift? My bottom.

1. Sip me slurp me anyway you want to

2. Put a cork in and hang me from your hat

3. Lend me your ears

4. Take me to the moon

5. Sip don't slurp

6. Gone fishing

7. Don't do it your mother wouldn't like it

8. I didn't do it mum honest I'm innocent

9. Lets do lunch and tea and supper

10. Feed your brain cells

11. TOXINS BEWARE

12. ONE OF A KIND

At end of the rainbow is always Innocent

Fantastically Fruitilicious

Fruitilicious Bootilicious

Booty Fruity Call

Oh no! You can see my bits!

I won't tell, if you don't...

Shhh... It's our little secret.

It's The Final Swill Round! Doo Doo Doo Doo...

Proven Guilty

(sorry it's a tiny bit late..?!)

Impressive eh? Is yours as firm & round?

Ooh, shake it like a Polaroid picture

Mix me up with your fav tipple – yummy!

You have found the winning bottle

shake me up before you go go!

shake me to wake me

I know. Bottom envy right?

Don't hate me 'cos I have a nice bottom.

Want a bottom like mine? Clench clench.

SAW MINE? NOW SHOW ME UR BOTTOM

Recycling? I can't wait it's so exciting

Recycled from smiles

At last I'm an innocent bottle

Every cheap plastic cup wants to be me

Shhh! They don't know I'm here

One day I'll make it to the top

ooooh, peachy!

oooooh, peachy!

...and now there's smoothie all over your brand new rug.

Please get me some boxer shorts!!

To open - Bite to break seal.

This way down.

if you are reading this you are drinking you have got me the worng way round

Please tighten lid before tipping... Oops too late

Eep! Who turned out the lights!?

what are you looking at?

I think the other end might work better

get over it, it's only a bottom

am I empty yet?

stop peeking, I'm shy

so, have you fount it?

what did you expect to happen?

I hope I'm either empty or still have my lid on

it's not about me, it's about my juice

why are you doing this to me?

I wish I could refill too

Explain yourself young man/lady

Ups, not here either

Innocent? Moi?

Sit too long = round bottom

I stare at desks all day

It's not here

You're giving me a head rush!

Wrong end!

That's right - I'm checking you out!

Feeling a little silly. Just read Robert Bell's posts and laughed out load in a v. busy v. quiet library

especially: Please don't make eye contact with the drinker of this bottle. For the love of god please don't!!!

sorry all gone
bin me and buy another

New socks may now be needed.

bottoms up!!!

OK, feeling a little sick now...

If you can read this, I may just have made your lap wet...

You + Me = Karaoke

Regarde moi dans les yeux

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