Yep. You read it right. Your words. On our bottoms.
A couple of years ago, we ran a competition to come up with funny stuff to go on the bottoms of our bottles.
Loads of you entered, it took us weeks to whittle down the entries and in the end, there were so many gems, we decided to pick 7 winners instead of 3.
Since we're all about fresh and finger-on-the-pulse type thinking (and because our bottle man, Simon O, thought it was high time our bottoms had another face lift) we're doing it again.
So if you fancy writing something funny for our bottoms and having your words read by millions, here are the rules:
- Messages must be 40 characters or less.
- Spaces, hyphens, apostrophes and stuff all count as a character.
- Leave your entry as a comment to this blog post.
- Fill in the email bit when you leave a comment so that we can get in contact with you if you win.
- As many entries per person as you like.
- Extra points for making us laugh.
- Our 3 favourites will be used on millions of bottles across the land. Something to tell the grandkids/impress future spouse/pop on the CV.
- We'll send the 3 winners lots of smoothies too.
- The deadline is Midnight on Sunday 31st January
- So be quick (and funny).
This competition has now closed. thanks to everyone who entered. We're going to read through them all this week and then announce the winners next week.
Told you the answer wasn't at the bottom of a bottle
Posted by: matthew Hodges | January 26, 2010 at 04:09 PM
wrong way up mate
Posted by: matthew Hodges | January 26, 2010 at 04:13 PM
Does my smoothie look big in this
Posted by: Bethan | January 26, 2010 at 04:32 PM
Don't roll me, SHAKE me
Posted by: Monica | January 26, 2010 at 04:34 PM
My lid's not loose is it?
Posted by: Sparks | January 26, 2010 at 04:54 PM
.. -. -. --- -.-. . -. - love morse code
Posted by: Simon | January 26, 2010 at 05:04 PM
MMMMMMMM, tasted good, huh?
Posted by: Paul Wilkins | January 26, 2010 at 05:05 PM
So you've finished drinking me, now sing wildly into me...
Posted by: Paul Wilkins | January 26, 2010 at 05:09 PM
2 down 3 to go! (5 a day)
Posted by: natalie | January 26, 2010 at 06:13 PM
I'm feeling fruity! Take my top off...
Posted by: James Hobson | January 26, 2010 at 06:25 PM
message ON a bottle
Posted by: James Hobson | January 26, 2010 at 06:27 PM
I better not be disappearing while you read this!
Posted by: natalie | January 26, 2010 at 07:02 PM
Sugar and spice and all things nice… nope just Innocent fruit!
Posted by: natalie | January 26, 2010 at 07:05 PM
Arrr Matey's... Ahoy the treasures inside.
Posted by: natalie | January 26, 2010 at 07:10 PM
Take a sip and recycle me quick!
Posted by: natalie | January 26, 2010 at 07:22 PM
Yummy in my tummmy :)
Posted by: natalie | January 26, 2010 at 07:42 PM
Depressed that I’m all gone? Try tying someone’s pyjama bottoms together… and watch this space!
Posted by: natalie | January 26, 2010 at 07:47 PM
If you can read this clearly, then there’s still some of me left in there!
Posted by: natalie | January 26, 2010 at 07:51 PM
Bottle/Vase/Bowling Pin
Posted by: James | January 26, 2010 at 07:54 PM
oi!...that tickles!
Posted by: Jess | January 26, 2010 at 08:13 PM
You've got the lid on, right?
Posted by: Patrick B | January 26, 2010 at 09:47 PM
ahh,the last resort for a bored child. 'fraid not, kid
Posted by: Patrick B | January 26, 2010 at 09:52 PM
quick! while nobody's looking,lets turn this thing into a blog! yeah, lets do this! start having a conversation, somebody.please...
Posted by: Patrick B | January 26, 2010 at 09:58 PM
Hello, hope you enjoyed the drink.
Posted by: Hayley | January 26, 2010 at 10:02 PM
aaaarrrrgggghhh! not the bin! put me down! i'm too young!
Posted by: Patrick B | January 26, 2010 at 10:04 PM
Nope, you didn't leave your car keys under me.
Posted by: Hayley | January 26, 2010 at 10:05 PM
I'm getting to the bottom of this!
Posted by: Caroline Brown | January 27, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Ooh, naughty. Hee he.
Posted by: Gary | January 27, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Empty??? Time to get another one, what you waiting for??!
Posted by: caroline | January 27, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Made you look. Made you stare...
Posted by: Gary | January 27, 2010 at 11:44 AM
Smile! You turned my frown upside down
Posted by: Jo B | January 27, 2010 at 11:47 AM
What came first, the bottle or the bottom?
Posted by: Gary | January 27, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Pervert
Posted by: Graham | January 27, 2010 at 11:49 AM
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Posted by: seriouslykooky | January 27, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Bottoms up!
Posted by: Irina | January 27, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Love me? Love my bottom.
Posted by: seriouslykooky | January 27, 2010 at 11:53 AM
___________ the bottom line ___________
Posted by: Irina | January 27, 2010 at 11:55 AM
Go read a book!
Posted by: lex | January 27, 2010 at 11:55 AM
1. Turn over 2. Remove cap 3. Drink
Posted by: Neal Dench | January 27, 2010 at 11:56 AM
cant talk, drinking.
Posted by: robin atter | January 27, 2010 at 11:56 AM
I like you.
Posted by: Gary | January 27, 2010 at 11:58 AM
take only what you need
Posted by: Doug Bacon | January 27, 2010 at 12:01 PM
The drink comes out the other end.
Posted by: Matthew | January 27, 2010 at 12:02 PM
Spank me
Posted by: Gary | January 27, 2010 at 12:02 PM
Ever drunk a smoothie from a shoe?
Posted by: Doug Bacon | January 27, 2010 at 12:02 PM
help I'm trapped in this smoothie bottle!
Posted by: Doug Bacon | January 27, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Shaken. Not stirred.
Posted by: jonathan vinton | January 27, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Eat my bottoms!
Posted by: Riz | January 27, 2010 at 12:03 PM
I see you, baby.
Posted by: Mike | January 27, 2010 at 12:04 PM
My other bottom is a lid
Posted by: Gary | January 27, 2010 at 12:04 PM
Does my bottom look big in this?
Posted by: Ann Ross | January 27, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Are you on my side?
Posted by: Doug Bacon | January 27, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Ooh Sailor!
Posted by: Pugsta | January 27, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Upside down. Boy, you turned me.
Posted by: jonathan vinton | January 27, 2010 at 12:05 PM
First time, right?
Posted by: Gary | January 27, 2010 at 12:06 PM
how do snow plough drivers get to work?
Posted by: Claire B | January 27, 2010 at 12:06 PM
how was the bungee jump invented and why?
Posted by: Claire B | January 27, 2010 at 12:07 PM
In emergency, break rules.
Posted by: Gary | January 27, 2010 at 12:07 PM
I'm easier to drink from the other end!
Posted by: Sarah | January 27, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Whoa headrush!
Posted by: Pugsta | January 27, 2010 at 12:08 PM
I Love you from the Heart of my Bottom xx
Posted by: Katie | January 27, 2010 at 12:08 PM
don't get fruity with me
Posted by: joo | January 27, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Go commando!
Posted by: Pugsta | January 27, 2010 at 12:08 PM
If you knew smoothie like I know smoothie!
Posted by: Sarah | January 27, 2010 at 12:09 PM
We Like big bottle bottoms and we can not lie you other smooties can't deny!
Posted by: Racheal Williams | January 27, 2010 at 12:09 PM
Bottoms are this season's tops. Invert!
Posted by: Charlie B-N | January 27, 2010 at 12:10 PM
Hats for bottoms! Feel our pain!
Posted by: Charlie B-N | January 27, 2010 at 12:10 PM
Australian? Try other end!
Posted by: Paul | January 27, 2010 at 12:11 PM
butt out
drink this !!!!
Posted by: joo | January 27, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Parp.
Posted by: Lee | January 27, 2010 at 12:14 PM
shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shat that smoothie!
Posted by: Racheal Williams | January 27, 2010 at 12:14 PM
I can see right up your nose.
Posted by: jonathan vinton | January 27, 2010 at 12:16 PM
Does my smoothie look big in this?
Posted by: seriouslykooky | January 27, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Like what you see!?
Posted by: Racheal Williams | January 27, 2010 at 12:17 PM
shake, shake shake, shake shake shake, shake that smoothie!
Posted by: Racheal Williams | January 27, 2010 at 12:19 PM
The other end is nigh.
Posted by: jonathan vinton | January 27, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Bottoms Up .....To Fruit !!
Posted by: Philippa Gibson | January 27, 2010 at 12:20 PM
There's been a mix up.
Posted by: jonathan vinton | January 27, 2010 at 12:22 PM
I'm all shook up.
Posted by: jonathan vinton | January 27, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Drink me.... go on!, you know you want to!
Posted by: Racheal Williams | January 27, 2010 at 12:25 PM
How would you like it if i tipped you on your head?!
Posted by: Racheal Williams | January 27, 2010 at 12:27 PM
Bottoms Up!
Posted by: DJ Machine Operated | January 27, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Bottom is the new Black
Posted by: Giulia | January 27, 2010 at 12:31 PM
top in Australia
Posted by: Judith | January 27, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Move on - nothing to see here
Posted by: Sara Wilson | January 27, 2010 at 12:35 PM
Oooh - feeling fruity?
Posted by: Sara Wilson | January 27, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Kiss my butt
Posted by: George | January 27, 2010 at 12:37 PM
light!! blinding!!
Posted by: Giulia | January 27, 2010 at 12:39 PM
That's right - mix it up a bit!
Posted by: Sara Wilson | January 27, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Base in your face!
Posted by: Malcolm | January 27, 2010 at 12:39 PM
if you can see this, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: annelien | January 27, 2010 at 12:40 PM
This is a smoothie yoga move. Ohm.
Posted by: Lex | January 27, 2010 at 12:40 PM
give me some air!!!
Posted by: Giulia | January 27, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Recycle me, I need a new image!
Posted by: Karen | January 27, 2010 at 12:42 PM
You just see right through me, don't you?
Posted by: Lexie | January 27, 2010 at 12:43 PM
I saw the light... and chose Innocent drinks!
Posted by: Giulia | January 27, 2010 at 12:43 PM
One small drink for mankind, one giant leap for Innocence.
Posted by: Karen | January 27, 2010 at 12:44 PM
In Australia they drink from this end
Posted by: Sarah | January 27, 2010 at 12:44 PM
I can never find the sell by date either
Posted by: Sara Wilson | January 27, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Shaken not stirred!
Posted by: Karen | January 27, 2010 at 12:45 PM