Following last week's town crying competition, we now have a winner
Whilst not guessing the exact ending to Joe's dad's special innocent cry (before the video cut out), it was Charlie who come the closest in terms of theme and sentiment:
[innocent veg pots are just the trick. They keep you....]
..upstanding when you're with your chick.
innocent thickies are oft misconstrued,
They're not viagra, they're healthy fruit food.
Big well done to Charlie.
For those of you who wish to know what the actual end of Alistair's ditty was, here's Joe's own rendition of his dad's special cry
Talk about chip off the old block.