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August 10, 2009

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"from chewing bricks?"

healthy and your motions quick

3 veg a day gives you your health kick?

. . . the one day I'm out of the office

you bouncy, like a pogo stick.

..upstanding when you're with your chick.

Innocent thickies are oft misconstrued,
They're not viagra, they're healthy fruit food.

Oh Yey! Suits you Sir!

...regular but not too quick!

...you healthy and never sick!

....belchy but never sick


....guessing which one to pick

... healthy and make you tick.

(but that's not two and a half lines, so maybe they've made me dopey and kept me thick!)

they keep you... perky, and
you parp most grandly.

They keep you chipper
cos they're nice and fic

They'll give you a boost
cos they're real darn slick!

They keep you regular when it comes to your shits???

Innocent is just a drink, but it keeps you perky and in the Pink!

...they keep you healthy so you won't feel ick!

from that nervous tick!

you and your hands from your disco stick?

innocent smoothies are fine and dandy, they keep you fit and make you randy

innocent veg pots are just the trick, they keep you......

the other 2 and a half lines as requested

"full and your brain less thick

innocent thickies are for the smart, tubs of goodness that don’t make you fart"

not quite following on from the Town Cryer.. more me own Town Cryer "Cry"

It's de hot summer
me chillin in deckchair
want summint good
and easy to share
ain’t no problem

got me Innocent stuff
got no Barb E Q
so no huffin and a puff
lay em out for you
cool smoothies
straight from de fridge
chilled out fruit
cool as you please

and if you want
summint hotter,
I got pots, fulla lotta
stuff to eat
that'll give y'all
your vitamin C's
and natural things
proven to be
scientifically
things beneficially
good for you and me

so pop your Veg Pots
wide open and see
it be boss stuff
and incidentally
tastin excellent
wicked
but
Innocently

smiling, which one will you pick?

keeps your hands off the biscuits

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