This little baby snowman was made with love and paperclips by one of our friends on twitter this morning.
He inspired Kat and Charlie H to sack off work and build a slightly larger, more adolescent yet equally stationery based snow brother.
And then everyone else decided to spend their lunch hour building the beast that is the ugliest grandaddy of snowmen this side of Shepherd's Bush.
Here's how they did it.
Stage 1: Preparation
Roll a massive ball of snow round the car park.
Stage 2: Rest
Or take a break for snow angel making.
Stage 3: Push
Stage 4: Add some final touches
Stage 5: Stand back and admire your creation
Think you've done a better job? Well, upload your photos to this flickr group and the most original will win a super chilled box of our finest drinks.
(If you're on twitter, remember to add the #bestUKsnowman tag too.)