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Whilst kissing levels in the Movember group have seen a sharp decline since the start of November, tweezer productivity, beard trimming and grooming-time-spent-infront-of the mirror have increased dramatically.
In other news, Atha has decided to call his moustache The El Rancho (thanks, Becky).
The best caption for this latest Movember lineup will win a case of smoothies.
So make sure you post your entries below by Friday 28th November.
This competition is now closed. A fine array of smoothies on their way to Simon Stanley for his winning caption
The coconut shy had finally hit puberty
Thanks to everyone who entered and all the boys who took part in Movember.
The small hairy faces had been trying to move the table for days
Posted by: Danelle pettman | November 27, 2008 at 10:59 AM
It was going to be an unconventional boyband.
Posted by: Sophie | November 27, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Try as they might, the guys back at Innocent HQ would never make Smoothie of the Month.
Posted by: Shy | November 27, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Tache-tastic efforts from the innocent prost-eight boys
Posted by: clare | November 27, 2008 at 01:08 PM
a practical joke too far, super glue on the floor and on their upper lip...outrageous.
Posted by: Betty | November 27, 2008 at 03:20 PM
After a whole month without any kissing, and their confidence raised by the prospect of shaving, the boys gathered around a mirror and practiced a bit of puckering up...
watch out everyone...!
Posted by: Amy | November 27, 2008 at 03:28 PM
Carpet Lickers Anonymous lined up to try the newly polished table.
Posted by: Luca | November 27, 2008 at 03:49 PM
They'll never know who we are, thanks to our cunning disguises!
Posted by: Emma Skelly | November 27, 2008 at 04:59 PM
Ingrediants:
8 Funny faces, 8 Bushes (moustaches, 1 Pair of Glasses= The innocent 8!!
Posted by: Jamie Fox | November 27, 2008 at 05:12 PM
As the Economic Crisis begins to really take hold, young men all across the land resort to increasingly drastic measures to keep warm.
Posted by: Angelika | November 27, 2008 at 05:24 PM
These blood-sucking caterpillars take on the guise of moustaches, in order to prevent the host getting a girlfriend. Thanks, Nature!
Posted by: conkz | November 27, 2008 at 05:52 PM
The Movember Marios are the new face of innocent smoothie with their new moustache growing recipe...
Posted by: Claire | November 27, 2008 at 05:53 PM
Whoa! You'll all get your razors,keep your [facial] hair on!
Posted by: Skaramoosh! | November 27, 2008 at 07:08 PM
If it itches
dont be an itch
just let it grow long and smooth
and shave it off in decmber bros.
Posted by: Zouz | November 27, 2008 at 07:41 PM
The not so good, the not too bad and the not very ugly!
Posted by: Jen | November 27, 2008 at 08:44 PM
The latest recipe:
Pineapple, banana and hairy berry.
Posted by: Emma | November 27, 2008 at 08:49 PM
Results of the recent new law banning moustaches - the punishment? beheading!
Posted by: Tessa | November 27, 2008 at 09:03 PM
"More handlebars than a bike shop"...for their next charity fundraiser, they will be attempting to grow some legs.
Posted by: Vicky O'Connell | November 27, 2008 at 11:58 PM
If Innocent made 'taches, they'd probably be the greatest 'taches in the world.
Posted by: Oli M | November 28, 2008 at 08:43 AM
Bow chicka wow wowwww!
"We've come to uh...inspect your fridge for innocents..."
Posted by: Ruthie | November 28, 2008 at 09:06 AM
Not so 'Innocent' smoothies company have been questioned after their newly employed umpa-lumpa workforce rally for better working conditions. One of the umpa-lumpas said, 'we love working here, it's just the tables, they're too high.'
Posted by: Thinh Ngo | November 28, 2008 at 10:57 AM
When Innocent announced it was to be lead sponsor for the new Cinematic release of Smokey and the Bandit, office rivalry intensified...
Posted by: DJ Yeomans | November 28, 2008 at 11:26 AM
And Finally... greater hairy moth caterpillars have escaped from a tropical butterfly house in West London...
Posted by: Tracey Dunnachie | November 28, 2008 at 01:32 PM
The live version of "Guess Who" suffered it's first set back when they realised they all had moustache's!
Posted by: Cat | November 28, 2008 at 02:56 PM
Our pro-gurners join us from France
Posted by: Georgia Hall | November 28, 2008 at 05:22 PM
Blazin' Squad have really let it go...
Posted by: Beth | November 28, 2008 at 07:10 PM
The Singing Busts make a colorful comback.
[think haunted mansion]
Posted by: Serena | November 28, 2008 at 07:34 PM
8 reasons why facial hair is good
Posted by: Harlan | November 30, 2008 at 09:31 AM
I planned each gentle comb,
Each careful snip along the byeway,
Please guys, don't take the rise,
I GREW IT MY WAY!!.
Apologies to Paul Annka et al.
(Yes I know the penultimate line could have been in the feminine)
Posted by: Michelle | November 30, 2008 at 10:26 AM
The boys wondered whether smiling would get easier once their excess facial hair was removed. The styling gel didn't help facial movement or taste nice.
Posted by: Livy | November 30, 2008 at 03:32 PM
So, after much discussion, the winning caption comes from Simon Stanley.
The coconut shy had finally hit puberty
A very well done to Simon. Smoothies on their way to you very soon.
Big thanks to everyone who entered and of course, to all the boys who took part in Movember.
Posted by: Ceri | December 01, 2008 at 12:25 PM