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January 23, 2008

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Look into my eyeeeee

OR

Apparently you find my bottom very interesting

OR

So, how's your day going?

OR

I know, everything about me is interesting.

OR

Other side up, silly!

OR

Don't cry, we'll meet again someday...

You look refreshed!

You're too fruity!

Any juice left?

Squeeze me, recycle me!

Empty? Recycle me!

Hot to trot!

Add ice, MMMMMM

My other bottle's a magnum

DON'T drop your gum in the street!

Cheeky

smile like you mean it
hello fruit loop!
please do not read this
yummy yum yum yum!
what do you want?
nothing to see here

Do I stare into your windows?

I feel violated!

Is there no privacy?

Face down - ass up!

'Recycle Me'
'Open other end'
'So nice to be noticed'
'Watchoo doin down ere?'
'OK - your turn to count...'
'Smooth Fruity-full'
'Your search has been fruitful, Jedi'
'Tease'
'Fruity Beauty'
'We know where you live'

Hope you kept my top on

Now go and buy your own!

Is this first base?

Ah! Your Face!

KNITTING!

Bonjour! Je suis un Smoothie.

Are you sure the lid is not open?

Why not go camping this weekend

I hear Wales is nice this time of year.

5 more bottles for a smoothie pyramid

Smoothie storage device

Fruitier the better

I need to wear pants!

hold me

My hat is off, your shoes are dirty.

mmm mmm mmm, down it goes, in my belly..

1.(In tiny writing?)
Why are you screwing your eyes up in that odd way?

2. I used to be a woolly fleece.

3. Lost your bottle?

Go on. Take my top off. You know you want to.

You know it's good.
Now drink it all !!

NO!, the lid is on the other side.

What???

How you doin?

Your looking good today.

The answer to your question is YES!

The answer to your question is NO!

Rear of the Year!

I like your hat!
Have you been working out?
You've lost weight!
Contains real air
Made from recycled dandruff
8/10 Aardvarks said it was yum
Stick your tongue down my neck
Lick my bottom
They're watching you. Run!
Smile if you're feeling fruity!
Fruit of the loon
Not tested on animals
No fruit or vegetables were harmed during the making of this smoothie
Made using 100% free-range fruit
May contain elephants
Not to be used as a telescope
Not to be be used as a contraceptive device
Do not refill with inferior smoothies
Going anywhere nice for your holidays this year?

What you again?

Lay me on your table

What you looking at?

I'm not just a pretty bottom, other end for content

Tip me up for maximum fruit

Let the fruit out and I'll grant you 3 wishes

Mental Note: Shake AFTER opening

"Made you look, made you stare!"
"Bottoms up!"
"Does my bottom look big in this?"
"Time for another!"
"Flip me for fruit!"
"Flip for the fruit!"
"Tastier at the top!"
"Tastier up top!"

Cold drinks can chap!

I am recyclable material.
You are facelift material.

Pffffrrrrtttttt. Excuse me!

Its all lies ..... they are not really juicy bits!!

Keep an eye out, propeties for sale coming soon.

For your face here call -

Why not use the lip for a nifty hamster hat.

Fancy seeing you here

Do i look fat in this??

For our latest recipes go to www.GMfoods.co.uk ... Joking

And the winner for best dressed is

Please dont tell my mum you saw me, im ment to be grounded

So... Did you find what you were looking for?

If you're looking for the lid, you've just missed him.

Finished already? Goodness you were hungry, weren't you?

Avast ye! Thar be fruit inside!

what are you looking for?

morning after?
the top is at the other end!

Drinking me is better than reading me

are you looking up their nose??

they had better smile afterwards

The essence of life is the smile of round bottoms

Poke me...LOL

Lets be havin U

Adios Amigo

What's inside counts

Smooch me, smoothie

Fancy seeing you here!

Official Fruit Loop !

Open other end

You can't get in this end

I had a past life, give me an afterlife

Recycle me - let me have an afterlife

So what you going to do with me now?

You'll find the label more interesting!

Do you have anything nice to eat?

DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON!

Do you like my dimpled bottom?

"is it all on your desk now"

"hope the lid is on"

"oops i spilled it"

"turn me up the other way"

"have a nice day"

Do you like my peachy bottom?

Boo!

Please recycle me, you may have me again!

Good choice that other smoothie was mean.

now, go do something useful!


it's not your fault


fancy me?

If found, please return to Innocent Towers

Does my bottom look big in this flavour?

Help, I've been taken hostage in the Innocent Smoothie factory!

Nice Shoes!

Does THIS look big in my BOTTOM?

If your feet are wet my lid's lose.

Some are drawn to nice eyes, but you...!

Were you hoping to see my knickers?

Did you chose my for my personality?

I'm one tenth of a set of skittles.

I'm scared I'll get left on the shelf.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I am yumminess personified.

There's no message in this bottle!

I can't believe you did that!

Don't do it... ... too late!

Please sir... can i have some more?

Bet you wish you'd bought a bigger one!

I hope the lids on.

Robins, very territorial you know.

Why are you looking under here?

Hope you left the lid on.

what does this bottle and barbie have in common? they both have plastic bottoms!

Smooth Operator

You old smoothie!
Hey big guy, fancy some fruit?
So, you're feeling fruity, hu?
I'm gonna fruit you up.
Get your fruit on!
Better in than out!
I can see you!
I was left on the shelf, so thank you.
My top makes a great bug bath.
Let me be your fruity fantasy.

How's my driving?

or

Well done, you are a winner...

Bummer!

This is not a sexual aid.

Danger of suffocation.

You Suck.(Big Time)

Sucker!

Use me as a vase.

Keep pens in me on your desk.

Turn me into a dolly.


You old smoothie!
Hey big guy, fancy some fruit?
So, you're feeling fruity, hu?
I'm gonna fruit you up.
Get your fruit on!
Better in than out!
I can see you!
I was left on the shelf, so thank you.
My top makes a great bug bath.
Let me be your fruity fantasy.

Boo!

or

How's my driving?

or

Well done, you are a winner...

For your sake I hope my lids still on.

Shaken not stirred

I swear I'm Innocent!

Knit Me a Hat

I Can See Up Your Nostrils

Goodness Me!

Fancy me too?

I`m on a taste adventure

if only everything was this good

too good for grownups

drink me beautiful

I`m on a fruity mission

love me! love my fruit!

Nice but not naughty!

yummy for my tummy


Re my earlier post, it could read:

Does THIS look big on my bottom.

I am not an Etcha Sketch

Start a Mexican wave

Do you know the way to the garden party?

Giraffes like fruit

Love me, love my lid...

Sowwie.... all gone

Did you enjoy that?

Shaken not stired

Right, back to work!

Handle with care

No peekin'

A true Scot - nothin' worn underneath!

Strictly no entry - I'm innocent and pure

Really enjoying these, people...keep it up!

Garrett's 'Rear of the year' is a cracker.

Made you look
Made you stare
Made you lose your underwear

"This is the end..."
"Hey dopey - its the other end..."

Stand up
Unscrew lid
Press to lips
Drink

Are you showing people my BOTTOM?

Take your hand off my bottom!

You leave me nothing but the dregs...

Its all take, take, take.

Take me WITH you...

Fridge me but dont freeze me

What did you think would be here
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Safely secure lid before flipping over
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hope you have a mop close by
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Turn yourself upside down not the bottle
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I feel dizzy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wet feet?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cartwheel to shake
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Drink from other end
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do not take lid of now

Nice not Naughty

YES!!! This is my standpoint!

Look at you, always mixing things up.

Call your mother.

Better than chips.

and we've only just met...

Do you do this to all your drinks?

Half empty or half full?

I can see you

Staring is rude

Wipe your bottom ... if you spill

Make your own

Knit me a hat

Small and perfectly formed

Can you see my tonsils?

do not tip upsidedown

Did you here the one about the smoothie?

There once was an innocent smoothie.YUM!

Marks out of 10 for presentation please

Note to self… Buy more innocent drinks

Are you looking at my innocent smoothie?

All back to mine for a quick smoothie

Answers on a postcard please

I bet you look good on the dancefloor

Hey! You're making me dizzy!

Try a Random Act Of Kindness today!

Please recycle me - I want an adventure!

1 down,4 to go - Get your 5 a day!

I'm a fruity smoothie - how about you?!

I Rock, You Rock. Let's Hug.

Does my bottom look big in this?

"I slept with Chris Moyles!"
"Hello gorgeous! Shall we go to your place?"
"Chicken Out! Well, I am a fruit smoothie"
"My brother is a mouse mat"
"So tell me, when did your symptoms first begin?
"Admit it, you always knew I was a bit of a smoothie"

Who moved the lid?

Does my bottom look big in this?

does my bottom look big on this ?

SWALK

Sealed with a loving kiss

Does my bottom look big in this?

Don't! People are looking.

Drink dispensed from other end.

May not contain nuts.

Be careful on opening - delicious product inside.

Not a telescope.

Have you lost something?

Peachy bum... surprise to come

"my name is bob"
"you were the best I ever had"
"look closely to see the future"
"I was a rockstar in a former life"
"fruit makes you more attractive"
"I'm washing my hair tonight"
"everyday's a school day"
"my favourite colour is blue"

Stop that! You're giving me a head-rush

'Hi I'm a real smoothie, do you come here often?'

Always turning things upside down ?

Innocence - Don't Waste It!

SMILE You just enjoyed an innocent drink

Pierce here with straw

First one is a homage to Lolcats

1) Um Halp! I felled over :(

2) We don't know each other that well yet!

3) Are you bored?

4) My Other Smoothie is

5) Wooooaahh! Daylight!

expected something profound didn't you.

if you can see whats on my bottom then your too close

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