Fancy writing something funny to go on the bottom of our bottles?
Yes? Great. Here's the rules.
We've just chosen the winners and the standard was so high we ended up choosing 7 instead of 3. You can see who won and find out a bit more about their authors by clicking here with your mouse.
A big thank you to everyone who took the time to enter. We hope you enjoyed thinking up the messages as much as we enjoyed reading them.