We had a lot of entries for the hoodie competition. In the end we liked four of them a lot, so we've dug out three more hoodies so that they all get one. The winning entries:
Dan says "I'm a stock controller. I forced my boss to let my store sell all the types of 250ml. I hug the bottles as I put them on the shelf, and make sure they're feeling OK and sing them little songs about the caterpillar who wore a top hat."
Rich needs one bad. "I need this top to blend in. Last Friday, while making my merry way home, content in the knowledge of two blissful days ahead without work, 3 kids 'apprehended' me, attempting to push me to the ground and steal my bag. Thankfully, close to home, I managed to get round the corner into the light. Needless to say, they were wearing hoodies. An innocent hoodie would help me look less conspicuous, and then there's the added benefit of 'innocent' on the front, which ought to confuse them. Please help. Scared, R."
Tamara claims "I need this hoodie so I can be the envy of all my friends (and family) when I wear it to college on monday. And everyone will say "oh there's that cool kid who won an innocent hoodie" and I shall smile."
And a person known as Irregular Shed had us all in tears. "My car (an eco-friendlyish, 60mpg Fiat - thanks very much for asking) broke down a fortnight ago and has just cost me £661.06 to fix. My partner's just gone back to work after her maternity leave finished and hasn't been paid yet. My young son is confused about why mummy keeps leaving him. I live in what is currently a very dreary part of Wales. You know the rain at the beginning of Se7en? That's every day for me. My gutters leak at the best of times, but right now it's like walking through a waterfall. I suffer from depression, which given everything that has happened, is unsurprisingly exacerbated. Oh, and it's a month from Christmas.
In short, I'm cold, wet, skint and utterly utterly miserable. A nice hoodie from lovely people would at least give me a reason to smile for a few minutes, and keep the cold away whilst selling my body or whatever else it takes to pay for the car. And the case of drinks will mean we WILL have something to drink on the feast of Stephen."
Mr Shed, your hoodie will be with you very soon. And the other three too.