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September 28, 2006

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Roll up, roll up!

Guess the colour of Dan's pants today and win a pair of innocent knickers of your own.

Balloons for those who don't guess correctly. Everyone's a winner!

The competition should be to think of a good competition idea.

PANTS
People Are Needed To Socialise
or
People Are Needed To Succeed

How about coming up with a (relatively) clean version involving smoothies?

Do an Innocent Haiku competition.
See if anyone can describe how fabulous innocent is in 17 syllables.

Nothing to do with knickers, but you could use the winning haikus on your bottles or cartons.

3 businessmen go to a cafe, all have a meal costing, the bill = £30.

After they leave, the waiter (Garcon) realises they were overcharged by £5. On his way to catch up with them down the road, Garcon realises he cannot split £5 by 3 ways easily, and thus pockets £2 and gives them each £1 back.

On his return to the cafe, Garcon now ponders..
"if the businessmen's meals now cost £9 each (9x3), and he has pocketed £2 - 27+2..

WHERE IS THE MISSING £1!?!?!?

The 1st correct answers to win pants (along with myself!)

tom

Win Pants

Where is the strangest place you're drunk a Innocent smoothie. Photo evidence must be included

The comp could be to create a novelty range of smoothies called 'Innocent Occasions'. These drinks would contain ingredients to be the perfect partner for every high and low that life presents.

The first lot could be occasions on which you'd be wearing the Innocent pants - so the entrants would think up an occasion and a recipe... when would you wear these pants and what would be the ultimate smoothie for that moment?!

You need to look at this from the point of view of the restaurant.

The restaurant had £30, but gave £5 back, so now has £25.

The waiter gave three pounds back to the businessmen so they have £9 each = £27.

So the businessmen paid £27, the restaurant got £25 and the missing £2 is in the waiter's pocket.

That hurt my head!

How about

Best usage of the Knickers once I win them. Obviously nothing naughty (perhaps), and bonus points for including smoothies in some way.

Best use of a smoothie (excluding drinking it of course). Bonus points for it including Knickers in some way.

Best picture of self drinking smoothies while wearing Knickers on head. Bonus points for interesting locations.
Pictures could be posted on cartons.

Tom

Originally the meal cost £30. The businessmen paid £10 each. But with the refund the meal instead cost £25.

The business people got £3 back, so they had paid £27. But Garcon pocketed the difference, £2.

The £2 should be subtracted from £27 to give the final cost of the meal.

i heard this one before. there is actually no missing pound at all, you don't add the 2 pounds again, because it's already in the bill the first time. so to say the "bill NOW costs 25 + 2 =27 or 9 each" is incorrect. the meal always cost 27 pounds, plus the 3 pounds the waiter returns = 30 pounds.

Knickers for the first 2 people to trackback the knicker story?

That's unfair, my blogsite [blogger] can't trackback,

Col.

How many uses can you think of for a pair of Innocent pants? Winner gets a pair.

I'll start you off with an example.............as a pair of pants.

Q. When were knickers first invented/used?

Educational... :)

How many ways can you use a pair of pants to save the planet?!

Re Faith's question, knickers were invented by the ancient Greeks. On returning from a heavy defeat at the Battle of Salamis, Nickodimus discovered that the bandages applied to his unfortunate groin injury (sustained at the hands of a particularly nasty Persian), actually reduced the chaffing caused by his leather fighting breeches. After that they just caught on.

I think the competition should be that people have to try and guess how many pairs of pants, a member of the innocent team can wear (anywhere on their body).

What about a cocktail competition? Best recipe for a cocktail involving an Innocent smoothie wins the pants.

The best answer to the question: 'Why did the Innocent pants cross the road?'

draw a painting with hundreds of tiny innocent bottles, who can guess the count the right number of bottles win a pants.

best alternative, innocent name for 'pants'

it's way too generic-a-name for anything which goes around your bottom.. and nobody is comfortable saying kn.. knickers.

I think you should do a weekly draw, make it more interesting and make people answer a question regarding the innocent drink range.

How many different fruits can you put in a carton f innocent smoothie?

These are white as snow, untouched in their neat little packet, innocent pants - but their innocence won't last long once you get them on! (Nothing stays perfect forever)

So...

What is the first michievous thing you will do when wearing your innocent pants?

Or:
Do these innocent pants give you a day of good deeds once you put them on? What is the first good dead you'll do?

innocent in a sense

What is the biggest faux pas you've ever made? Ever blundered with a Freudian slip in a job interview?

What's the best double entendres in children's tv/films? Way over your head as a kid. Something just for your parents.

Taxi for Nicola?
I'll get my coat....

How about:

The most famous pants in the world competition...

e.g superman.....sponge bob.....

or better yet

Pant (X) Factor
Customize your favvy knickers and post a picture. Best ones win a prize.

Hey that is a blummin good idea...i may do that this weekend anyway...

Pluz can I have sum knickers Mr Innocent....i love them X

How about what the innocent pants DO NOT contain?

The person to come up with the best thing that there is none of in the pants wins.

They get bonus points for images of said creature/object/thing on it (on head, wrapped around the sprockets, tied to the mast, etc)

[I would LOVE knickers...you haven't said what size they are though, baggy knickers aren't good on any bottom...or too small (these knickers contain none of:my bum, theyre tiny!)]

Erm. Win a pair of pants for making something - anything - out of an Innocent bottle/carton... or two...

How about an innocent fruit film competition? the best short video involving fruit wins the pants. the videos could then be used in innocent adverts, or even rated: we think it's PANTS!

either:

make some cool innocent bottle sized pants, put them on your favourite smoothie and post photos, with the best ones winning pants

or

take funny photos of yourself with pants on your head, post the pictures and the funniest photos win pants

:)

either:

make some cool innocent bottle sized pants, put them on your favourite smoothie and post photos, with the best ones winning pants

or

take funny photos of yourself with pants on your head, post the pictures and the funniest photos win pants

:)

Odd stories involving knickers?

Most creative way to make underwear, for example making some out of innocent smoothie boxes or bottles, not very comfortable but an idea :)

xxxx

It is another symbol of Indian power dressing. Although the uses of Jodhpur breeches are many, it is the main riding apparel as well as the main item of Equestrian clothing, hunting clothing

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