Those of you who have been following the story of the famous yellow handbag will be happy to hear that it finally sold for £40.03. A nice man called Keith bought it - he says it's for his girlfriend but we think it quite suits him. Maybe he should keep it.
Anyway, Keith's reward for this purchase is that we're inviting him and his "beautiful girlfriend" (Keith's words, not ours - we're not getting fresh or anything) to Fruitstock, as well as sending them some drinks and books and stuff. Sometimes it's worth making that impulse purchase.