We're looking for a couple of people to come and help us keep Fruit Towers in ship shape, tip top condition and make sure all the fun stuff keeps happening.
Like the time we managed to fit 35 people into the post room
Or the day we rolled back the roof, turned the hosepipe on and made a massive paddling pool in the chill out area.
First up, we're looking for an Office Angel to be the face and voice of innocent. From welcoming our visitors and answering the bananaphone to helping our People's Champions with getting back to all our drinkers, you'll need a winning smile, the best banter this side of Chat City and the ability to juggle a myriad of jobs. Like taking care of all the little but vital touches like birthday cakes, summer lunches, welcome packs on new starters desks, smoothies for when you're feeling poorly and organising the odd party or two.
We're also looking for a Mother Hen/Father Rooster (a.k.a Office Manager) to cover our Jenny W while she's away on maternity leave. As well as making sure the office runs like clockwork and managing a team of 5 excellent people, you'll be looking after budgets, making sure everything looks beautiful and being the stand in parent when it doesn't.
Both people need to be of cheery, kind and exceptionally well organised dispositions. And get on well with Ian the builder.
So if that sounds like you or you know someone who fits the bill just right, then check out the job specs right here.
Mother Hen / Stand in Mum
In a PC world gone mad this might be deemed slightly sexist or can you not have an office dad Father c... Ahh I see your dilemma :o)
Posted by: mark | October 14, 2009 at 03:01 PM
I'm entirely disorganised, but I'd still love a job at Innocent!
Posted by: Heather | October 14, 2009 at 04:15 PM
"cheery, kind and exceptionally well organised dispositions"... makes me think of the job profile for Mary Poppins that the children wrote!
Posted by: nora | October 14, 2009 at 07:53 PM
Love to help but I live down in the beautiful New Forest and am not moving North for ANYONE!
Posted by: Nicky Munchkinn Cantello | October 14, 2009 at 08:45 PM
If only I hadn't moved to the sunny North Norfolk coast! And I can make absolutely excellent chocolate brownies & lots of other things too. But maybe I can only make them because I'm here. I can post some!
Posted by: Jacki | October 14, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Congrats Jenny W! SO excited for you! Lots of love ginger sarah xx
Posted by: Ginger Sarah | October 15, 2009 at 12:31 AM
I would love to be a Fruit Towers Angel/Hen, but I've moved back to New Zealand. When you open your antipodean branch let me know (so I can start entering competitions again too!)
I miss you innocent! And your smoothies too :)
Posted by: Renee | October 15, 2009 at 04:15 AM
So you have to have a womb to apply? Come on innocent you can do better than that. Surely.
Posted by: sas | October 15, 2009 at 06:58 AM
i would love a job at innocents but as i am retired now and taken up line dancing i think i will have to give it a miss all the best to everyone,jilly
Posted by: jill | October 15, 2009 at 10:12 AM
The "Office Angel" spec sounds like it could just about fit a PR placement type of job... and for the record I rang the banana phone asking if you did year long placements when I was looking for mine, but to no avail... Now I see this!! I'm weeping into my smoothie as I type :(
Posted by: victoria | October 15, 2009 at 10:43 AM
If you can relocate to Glasgow I'll come out of my full-timemumerment and work for you.
Posted by: Susie Rodgers | October 15, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Aw, before you guys sold out to Coke this would have been my ideal job - now unfortunately my morals prevent me from applying!
Posted by: Liana | October 15, 2009 at 11:17 AM