The fiends who took our banana phone have been suspiciously quiet over the last week or so. Then, just as we were about to give up hope of ever hearing from it again, we received this.
Personally I think I'd rather not have known. The poor thing must be terrified.
Without wishing to cause unnecessary panic or alarm I am also able to reveal that this photo was accompanied by a recipe for banana fritters. You have to question the humanity of such people.
This is not a time for subtlety. We've only thirteen days left to meet their demands. Please help bring the banana phone home. It belongs on its cushion, on its special plinth, right here at Fruit Towers. Not at the tender mercy of such savages. Anyone who can help or wants to know more should look here https://www.bmycharity.com/V2/bananaphonejacker
As always remain vigilant and please do inform us of any sightings. It's out there somewhere and we want it back.