cooler than david schwimmer's beard

It says so in Heat magazine. Our new big thickies are cooler than Gwyneth's shoes and various beards. What greater recommendation could you need?

(In case you need to know, uncool things to avoid at the moment are Rihanna's neck tattoo, bath oil, high waisted trousers and Britney's furry boots. Especially when all worn at the same time.)