Fancy writing something funny to go on the bottom of our bottles?
Yes? Great. Here's the rules.
Messages must be 40 characters or less.
Spaces, hyphens, apostrophes and stuff all count as a character.
Leave your entry as a comment to this blog post.
Fill in the email bit when you leave a comment so that we can get in contact with you if you win.
As many entries per person as you like.
Extra points for making us laugh.
Our 3 favourites will be used on millions of bottles across the land, something to tell the grandkids.
We'll send the 3 winners lots of smoothies too.
The deadline is Midnight on Thursday 24th January.
So be quick.
Update:
We've just chosen the winners and the standard was so high we ended up choosing 7 instead of 3. You can see who won and find out a bit more about their authors by clicking here with your mouse.
A big thank you to everyone who took the time to enter. We hope you enjoyed thinking up the messages as much as we enjoyed reading them.
Peek-a-boo!
Posted by: Zeinab | January 23, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
Posted by: Zeinab | January 23, 2008 at 10:12 AM
who is pete?
Posted by: gavin | January 23, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Oooh I like this...
Bottom up... smoothie downed.
Is my epiglottis showing?
Stop peering down my throat!
Open wide say mmmmm!
This way to the fruit flume!
Going going going... gone :(
Fruit intake valve. Status: OPEN
I'll stop now or I could be here all day...
Posted by: Anthony | January 23, 2008 at 10:35 AM
This way down
Posted by: Graeme | January 23, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Has to be said "Does my bottom look big in this"
"Other way up"
"wow, you're bored aren't you?"
"Tastes better from the other side"
Posted by: David Joseph | January 23, 2008 at 10:50 AM
The end.
Posted by: Thoughtful | January 23, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Nothing gets past you does it?
Posted by: Chris | January 23, 2008 at 10:51 AM
bottoms up
Posted by: deb | January 23, 2008 at 10:53 AM
Shhh...don't tell anyone.
Posted by: Chris | January 23, 2008 at 10:54 AM
You won’t find them here, you know.
Posted by: Chris | January 23, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Drink Me.
Posted by: Thoughtful | January 23, 2008 at 11:03 AM
NS GSOH WLTM U 4 LTR 020 8600 3993 ACA X
or
Call me 020 8600 1234
Posted by: Thoughtful | January 23, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Drinking innocent makes makes you nosey.
Posted by: Thoughtful | January 23, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Same time tomorrow?
Posted by: Thoughtful | January 23, 2008 at 11:14 AM
you cant touch this
nothing to read down here
Posted by: Lucy Chilmaid | January 23, 2008 at 11:25 AM
You've made the fruit go to my head!
You're so rude!
Posted by: Owen McIntyre | January 23, 2008 at 11:28 AM
PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!
Don't read this when crossing the road.
Say 'hello' to the next person you pass.
Posted by: Thoughtful | January 23, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Bottoms up!
Hope you put the cap on first
This side for Australians only
why are you looking here?
Getting to the bottom of it
How low can you go?
Hello table-top!
Going South for Winter?
Genuine 100% Innocent bottom
Posted by: Grace Tierney | January 23, 2008 at 11:37 AM
This is not a subliminal message.
Posted by: Martin | January 23, 2008 at 11:37 AM
nothing here- what did you expect?
why do people read the bottom of bottles?
The blood is rushing to my head!
Your bottle is upside down.
Posted by: Jo Huxter | January 23, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Nothing get's pasteurise.
or
Did this get pasteurise?
Posted by: Thoughtful | January 23, 2008 at 11:39 AM
The fruits of your labour...for me!!
or
Innocent....until proven average smoothie
Posted by: Bhupinder | January 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM
How's my drinking? Call 0800-SMOOTHIE-CHUGGERS
Posted by: Graeme Williams | January 23, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Please drink from the other end.
Shake before drinking - not after!
All gone when you can see the other end!
If empty, time to get another one!
Posted by: john Jago | January 23, 2008 at 11:47 AM
I hope you left the top on :-)
Posted by: Joe Pack | January 23, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Did someone just ask you the time?
Smooth(ie) operator
This way up
Beautiful on the inside
I love my bottom
Posted by: Jojo | January 23, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Don't get fresh with me, sunshine
Posted by: Katy | January 23, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Does my bottom look big from there?
Posted by: Dan Johnson | January 23, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Handle my bottom with care....
Posted by: Jo Wilson | January 23, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Since you're here, please remember to put me in with the recycling
Posted by: Joe Pack | January 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Hi innocent,
Can you print using Braille characters?
Just a thought.
Posted by: Thoughtful | January 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM
"Wrong way up, fool!"
"All the smoothie is rushing to my head!"
"I can do handstands!"
"what are you looking at?"
Posted by: Sophie | January 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM
There’s nothing to see here
What are you looking for?
Why not read a book instead
You’re curious, aren’t you?
And the meaning of life is…
2 portions of fruit woz ere
Posted by: Phil Lee | January 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Phwrrr... I bet you're loving this.
Posted by: Ciaron | January 23, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Q: What has a bottom at the top???
A: Your legs!
Posted by: Suzanne Moffat | January 23, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Look a little deeper
The bottom of the matter
Spin things on their head
Getting this far was worth it
The light at the end of the tunnel
Don't you love happy endings?
Bin my bottom
Shouldn't we be doing work?
Drinking the Australian way.
Hope you kept the lid on!
Posted by: Tee | January 23, 2008 at 11:55 AM
If you can see my bits, give me a shake
Posted by: Joe Pack | January 23, 2008 at 11:55 AM
I like big bottoms and I cannot lie...
Posted by: Kelly Baxter | January 23, 2008 at 11:56 AM
From the heart of our bottom
You didn't take the cap off, did you?
Your message here
Now recycle me
Also available in black(berry)
Posted by: Dom R | January 23, 2008 at 11:56 AM
There's none left!
(To be written backwards so it's legible from inside)
Posted by: Natalie Hewitt | January 23, 2008 at 11:57 AM
go on... shake the booty :-)
other way up!
boo! (obv for the october smoothie of the month!)
please recycle me!
hope you enjoyed me!
shhhh!
Posted by: Jo | January 23, 2008 at 11:57 AM
Made you look!
Posted by: Thoughtful | January 23, 2008 at 11:57 AM
Does my bum look big in this???
Posted by: Chloé | January 23, 2008 at 11:58 AM
Hope you remembered to put the lid back on!!
Posted by: Carrie Wells | January 23, 2008 at 11:58 AM
Drink my friend NOW. We need to be together!
(To be written backwards so it's legible from inside)
Posted by: Natalie Hewitt | January 23, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Please drink me from the other end.
or
Boo!
Posted by: Phil Donovan | January 23, 2008 at 11:59 AM
"have you got your glasses on?"
"are you sitting comfortably? then i'll begin"
"how do you drink yours?"
"don't bin me, i have feelings"
"i bet i'm your favourite flavour"
"don't leave, i think i love you!"
"fill with beans and make maracas"
"do not use as a weapon"
"I can be worn as a hat"
Posted by: Sophie | January 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Treasure map not included.
Wow, you ARE thirsty!
This isn't a fortune cookie!
Now go - make the world a better place!
Posted by: Andrew Gardner | January 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM
The Answer is not at the bottom of the bottle!
I bet you wish you bought a bigger one now don't you
Don't you wish you were as smooth as me?
Posted by: Gaz Mannion | January 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Does your smoothie look big in this?
Smile, it makes you happy
PJ who?
There's nothing to see here
Shake it baby!!
Posted by: Clare | January 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Innocent it Bliss!
Innocent until proven otherwise.
Im just an innocent bystander.
Ive lost my innocent.
There Is No Innocenct, Only Degrees Of Guilt
Posted by: Caroline Forbes | January 23, 2008 at 12:01 PM
You'll find no additives down here!!
or
Cheeky Monkey!
Posted by: Debbie Smith | January 23, 2008 at 12:01 PM
'smooth as a baby's bottom'
Posted by: Samantha | January 23, 2008 at 12:01 PM
"turn me round, i'm innocent!"
"innocent by name...naughty by nature"
Posted by: Sophie | January 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM
you want me dont you ?
id be so good for you
all gone!
help im trapped in the innocent factory!
get fruity with me
im full of it
Posted by: angel | January 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM
The curious one returns - what kept you?
Posted by: Phil Lee | January 23, 2008 at 12:04 PM
whatcha lookin at?
the world needs more love :)
10% energy saving committee
love from the cows of west country
the name is bob
Posted by: Samantha | January 23, 2008 at 12:05 PM
smoothie as a babies bottom
Made in England
OOHAQICI82QB4IP
I'm such a smoothie
I'm getting my 5 a day
What are you staring at!
Innocent - then y r u looking @ my bottom?
Hello - I'm feeling fruity, are you?
Posted by: Sophie Vincent | January 23, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Like my bottom? Use me again!
This smoothie is singing… listen!
Are you getting the happy vibes?
This isn’t a smoothie. It’s a penguin.
I love you – is the feeling mutual?
Aagh! I don’t want you to see my bottom!
Teach me to dance. Pretty please!!
All of me is innocent. Even my bottom.
Posted by: Rebecca | January 23, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Made you look you dirty duck.
You better hope the lid's screwed on tight!
This bottle will self destroy in 5, 4, 3...
x =D x
Posted by: Naomi | January 23, 2008 at 12:07 PM
You're such a smoothie!
Posted by: Glen Allen | January 23, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Feeling fruity, cutie?
or
SLUUURP!
Posted by: Louise | January 23, 2008 at 12:08 PM
What a waste, time to clean the floor!
(having watched my 5 year old daughter do exactly this yesterday)
Posted by: Jo Lilley | January 23, 2008 at 12:08 PM
I look great from every angle.
Change the way you look at things.
Drink me, cook me, eat me, love me.
Which came 1st? The bottle or the smoothie?
No one ever looks down here, HELLO!
Posted by: Holly Mellors | January 23, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Now you've reached the bottom there's only one way up
I may be upside down but Im still watching you
Place eye here, view, see...juice
Can you balance me on your nose?
Are you upside down or me?
Can you see my bits from there?
Told you I wasnt wearing any knickers
All fruit juice and no knickers
Butt out, Im naked
Can't a smoothie get some peace?
Bottoms up, juice down
Is the lid on? Is it?! Is it?!
If you can see my bits from there you're standing too close
Boo! You found me!
Honk if you had a smoothie last night
Are you juggling me or just teasing?
Posted by: Lindsay Price | January 23, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Caution:May contain stuff that’s good for you
Posted by: Claire | January 23, 2008 at 12:09 PM
If fleeces are made from bottles how do they shear them?
Posted by: Iris | January 23, 2008 at 12:11 PM
You can't drink me from this end !
Posted by: rebecca wells | January 23, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Have a 'fruity' day now!!!!
Posted by: Erika | January 23, 2008 at 12:12 PM
drink my grapes help save apes
Posted by: angel | January 23, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Caution - do not turn this bottle upside down
Posted by: Nigel | January 23, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Bottoms up.
The bottom line is....im finished.
Scraping the bottom of the barrell arent we?
Bet your bottom dollar on Innocent.
Innocent - from top to bottom.
Posted by: caz | January 23, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Whatever you do don't turn around!
I like you, did you like me?
Boo!
Posted by: Brendan McPartlan | January 23, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Press here to activate ejector seat
Posted by: Lisa | January 23, 2008 at 12:14 PM
2 out of 5 is a good start
I am not a smoothie, I am a free man!
Shake me like a polaroid picture
And you will live happily ever after
I ♥ Innocent
I ♥ smoothies
Posted by: Kittyalex | January 23, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Race you to the bottom!
This is the bottom line.
The deepest or lowest part.
Posted by: Holly Mellors | January 23, 2008 at 12:14 PM
What were you expecting?
Drink the smoothie; read a book!
Does my bum look big in this?
Posted by: Nathan Davies | January 23, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Here's my bum hole
Posted by: Lisa | January 23, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Take two, cut in half, et voila ...cat surfing
Ooooh don't get fruity with me!
Now you've finished, go, spread the word
I used to be a plastic bag
I'm a fruity bottle of lovely goodness
Drink me, drink me before they come
Stop, you're making me dizzy
Can you put me down, I get vertigo
I can see right up your nose
Posted by: Lindsay Price | January 23, 2008 at 12:16 PM
I'm a secret Smoothie drinker
Does my fruit look big in this?
Posted by: Lyndsey Edwards | January 23, 2008 at 12:17 PM
I would love to be as smooth as you !
Posted by: Ankur amin | January 23, 2008 at 12:18 PM
my work here is done
Posted by: Lisa | January 23, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Put me down! I'm Innocent!
Posted by: Jilly | January 23, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Does my PLUM look big in this?
Posted by: Caroline Gregory | January 23, 2008 at 12:19 PM
To drink, perchance to live
Woh there!
Recycle me please
Hope you're not a fruitarian
Posted by: Holly Mellors | January 23, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Starting to feel dizzy down here
Posted by: Charlotte | January 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM
BE ALERT! The world needs more lerts!
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
A day without sun shine is like... night.
Posted by: KT | January 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Fruit. Squash. Bottle. Fill. Drink. Done.
(Inspired by G. Ramsay)
Posted by: Chris | January 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM
put me down gently please
Posted by: claire | January 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Does my bum look big in this?
I used 2 b a pink toilet roll holder before this.
My first job was a shower cap.
Hope you stay faithful to me.
Fruit & Veg goes straight to my head.
Please top up again.
One for the road.
Am I your first?
Cut top off and use as pencil holder.
Innocent...but fruity!
Oh you can see my bellybutton!
This is where they cut the cord (arrow pointing to middle)
Posted by: Teresa Moran | January 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM
shake my ass!!
Posted by: janet | January 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Tonsil Telescope!
___________________________
Howdy Stranger!
___________________________
Here's slurping at you!
___________________________
Here's slurpin' at ya!
___________________________
Half Full or Half Empty ?
___________________________
Half Full or Half Empty :-)?
Posted by: Mark O'Toole | January 23, 2008 at 12:22 PM
scream if you want to go faster
Posted by: Lisa | January 23, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Tutti Frutti, o rutti!
Other way up
Take me home,make me into something
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my
Posted by: Holly Mellors | January 23, 2008 at 12:22 PM
smile if you fancy me
Posted by: Caroline Gregory | January 23, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Maybe happiness is to be found at the bottom of a bottle!
Posted by: Amy C | January 23, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Hummm that was nice!
Nice, innit?
Was as good for you as it was for me?
You enjoyed that, didn't you?
Have another one! You know you wanna!
Next!!!
Now, don't forget to recycle me!
Have a good day now!
Posted by: Simone Steward | January 23, 2008 at 12:28 PM
finish, wash, use as a vase or rain maker
made by oompaloompas
Posted by: Sophie | January 23, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Bottle made from 100% bottle.
Not guilty.
Bottled happiness.
Heebeejeebees? Consult doctor.
Love me :)
No smoking.
It's behind you!
Point of interest.
Caution, contents may be tasty.
My time is now.
I'm too sexy for my bottle.
Press here for the answer.
Oral consumption only.Recycle me!
The revolution will come.
Hug me.
Replace lid before Reading.
This way up.
Drinking recorded for training purposes.
Posted by: Matt | January 23, 2008 at 12:29 PM